What would you do with the above poster? #19

Put her in a pocket and then pull her out whenever I needed my very own magical pocket-artillery!

I'd also bring with me a compiled list of Gnomish-issued Goblin jokes in order to ensure Raeci was in the proper mood when I needed her!
Reqruit her into the night elven army.
We will reneder the horde exstinct.
She'd first overhear their recruitment talk. Then, she'd try to walk off unnoticed, avoiding the man's sight. Noooo, she really doesn't want to be recruited.
Wave her goodbye as he continue to reqruit as many night elves as possible into the night elven army.

Remember Teldrassil!
Are we going to let the horde get away with murdering our home, our culture, the lives of our loved onces?
Or are we going to behave like night elves and remember the world why we are to be feared.

DEATH TO THE HORDE!!!!
NO REMORSE, NO MERCY, NO RESPITE!!!!
Roifa kills the flame to his cigar using the inside of his palm, and instead of tossing it aside, he pockets it in a lambskin satchel.

He addresses the Kal'dorei thoughtfully.

"My deepest condolences for your loss. Your fury is understandable.. but don't allow it to be your undoing. When you take a bad hit, don't give the world's stage what it expects to see. Endure and keep your wits. Your people are amongst the oldest and wisest within Azeroth. I am certain your kind will get through this difficult time."

With an imperceptibly calm visage, the warlord would add finally-

"Here's to your fortune in the war that comes."
"Well... That was very kind of you. Thank you." She quietly sheathes the dagger she was going to stab him with. "We're all trying to comfort our friends and allies in this trying time. If I meet you on the battlefield, rest assured your death will be as dignified as I can make it."

She clears her throat awkwardly. "I might still have to burn the body, though. Can't have you coming back. You know how it is."
Roifa turns slowly to regard the visage of one whom he is not familiar with. He tilts his head just a touch at the sheathing of the dagger, and allows his train of thought to grain against her spoken word before offering his own.

''I do indeed know how it is. I also know you are not the first, and likely not the last to come after me. Unlike the others though.. you have enough good left in you to see traces of it in the darkest corners of this world.''

Eventually Roifa would make a gesture of farewell with his hand, heading his way.

''You didn't kill me now and you won't kill me then. I've got my reasons to keep going.. and I dare say they are stronger than your reasons to end my life.''

(Skip me!)
I thought the walking corpse would never leave as he slowly unclench his fists.
If this wherent a place of neurtality.....

Looking for more night elves to reqruit Malaficus Shaikan keen eyes are searching for good honest vengefull night elves.
She slinks away, out of sight, out of mind as she has no intention of crossing paths with vengeful kaldorei regardless of a particular locations' neutrality.
She follows Marinya along, with the same intention. What if the vengeful Kaldorei mistakes her for Sin'dorei? That'd be better to avoid. Once they get away far enough, Laurenn apologises for the hassle her fellow Alliance member has brought Marinya. From there, she'd try to maintain the conversation between them if Marinya is willing to chat as well.
*follows Laurenn as she fellows Marinya before stopping and awkwardly staring. If noticed she'd simply shrug and walk away*
She follows the Troll. There appears to be a conga line of some sort. Though when Mithcha breaks it and walks off she just stands there, looking rather awkward.
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(https://youtu.be/L7yJ1xB-YOI?t=70 Had this playing in the background as I wrote this. )

Roifa blitzes it across back the opposite way, his sprint only matched by the quicksilver reflex of dodging the stray arrow skimming past his cheek as he swerves another corner. He takes advantage of Talraea standing idle, swiveling around her form and using her body as a shield that should at the very least halt the fire from the ten Kal'dorei who happen to be chasing after him.

''Apparently it's REALLY FASHIONABLE going after the undead thesedays. Hi, by the way. Yeah I know! Sorry, Look. Tell our angry Kal'dorei friend I've SOURCED his army. He dosen't owe me anything.........Hey, you smell great by the wa-''

He shoves the Void elf out of harm's way as another arrow is shot in his direction, to which Roifa uppercuts with the back of a concealed blade, splitting it.

''!@#$, gotta bounce..Coffee sometime? My treat.''

He runs off whilst doing a thumbs up, offering Talraea a roguish grin, before getting the hell out of the hotzone..

(Skip me if you like, I just had a pretty funny mental image and I couldn't really resist xd)
Uses entangeled roots on Roifa before walking to the group angry Kal'dorei to ask what this walking corpses has done?

Then helps them in there attempt to murder Roifa.
She quickly summons Aelwena to distract the vengeful druid with her illusions and dubious charms, though the succubus is more likely to smother Mistress in an overenthusiastic protective embrace unless specifically directed to do battle. Neither outcome being wholly desirable, Marinya immediately regrets her action...
Peeved at being used as a meat shield (but not so peeved she doesn't notice it was a bluff) Talraea opens a Void portal and lets the roaring, tentacle-faced monster that walks out catch peoples' attention. Then she vanishes, having no control over what she just summoned.

Void monsters have always made people set their differences aside before. Why not now?
The paladin would arrive at a scene of absolute mayhem.

A troll standing in place.
A cackling undead rogue being chased by a furious night elven druid.
A sin'dorei rolling on the ground with something which looks like a demon.
A void elf rogue disappearing from sight.
And to top it all of, a giant tentacle monster. Charming.

Despite fighting the urge to just turn around and leave, the paladin would do the logical thing, focus the threat, and attack the monster, hoping that *someone* will help him.

Before engaging, he would look at the spot where Talraea vanished, raising his voice:
"Oy, come back! This is your mess! I am not into tentacles, and I like my face as it is, thank you very much!"
Quickly looking back and foth between Roifa and Araphant, Malaficus Shaikan lets out a quickly sight and muble's under his breath.... Why do humans always need rescuing.
Quickly shapeshift into travel form to rush towards the paladin as he gets nearby Malaficus changes into a tiger and rips at the void monsters tenticals before shadowmelting away. After the monster refocuses on the paladin Malaficus prowls a few meters behind the paladin before chaning back into kaldorei shape and start healing Araphant.
Roifa calmly dusts off his pauldrons and amidst the confusion, utilises the opportunity to escape and watch from a safe distance.

There was noway he was going to get involved with some variety of tentacle monster. Who knew where those tentacles had been anyway?

With the snap of a steel lighter, the warlord would quietly light the end of a cigar, curls of smoke rising around his single-eyed visage.
She'd consider telling him that smoking's bad for you, but then quickly reconsider seeing how he's kinda dead-ish already, so what could it possibly make worse?

So find and offer him something of an ashtray instead, whilst marveling at the sight of the tentacle monster.