You should be able to find him in the Maw in the Shadowlands. Tyrande Whisperwind killed him and seeing as how no souls can go anywhere else but the Maw he should be there. He and Sylavanas is probably having a “wild party” (wink wink) in every room in Torgast.
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Well, you know what they say, when you move into a new house, you have to ‘christen’ every room! 
Yeaaah, people use that same logic to justify what Sylvanas has done…
Pretty sure that the Angel of Death was a douche move to pull on people at Passover, or what Lot was put through, or Abraham, or Lot’s wife, who really was kind of blameless. Lets not forget sending an Angel down to cuckold Joseph without Mary’s consent.
Or the whole Noah thing.
“Build a boat”
“Why?”
“Because I’mma kill a lot of people and flood the planet”
“But why?” Because I can? oh and err, put two of every animal on the boat"
“Every Animal?”
“Yeah, so…even the Fish, because I’d imagine they’ll be pretty chill with the world being flooded?”
“Alright, maybe not the fish.”
“So just two of every animal?”
“I have spoken”.
“Just, I can see a problem with that, we’re going to need a lot of animal feed for the herbivorous animals…It’s do-able, I suppose, but what about the carnivores?”
"Well, If I take two Tigers on the Ark, and I have only two Sheep, those Tigers are going to have to eat, at which point I suddenly will have Zero Sheep, so… and if I take two Tigers, they’d have to be male and female, or else I’d soon have no Tigers either, and if they -were- male and female, then pretty soon I would have more than two Tigers, wouldn’t I?
“I Don’t handle the Logistics.”
“Can I speak to your Manager?”
“Shut up Karen…”
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Overconfidence in divine protection is a bad idea:
That rogue was clearly a boosted character. No way a filthy rogue undead could beat a great holy warrior.
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POWER TO THE FORSAKEN
That was very good to watch!
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That Rogue was innocently minding her own business when the filthy Alliance tried to gank her. Typical Alliance aggression throwing the first hit.
The ‘holier than thou’ Paladin deserved to die.
Though she should have rifled through his pocketsand feasted on his face before leaving him dead.
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The paladin is wearing tier gear from WoD. The rogue is in random Cataclysm gear with WotLK daggers. Seeing as he couldn’t beat her even when popping all his cooldowns, it’s more likely he was the boosted character as he couldn’t handle what should be a weaker opponent.
Well it’s a good thing neither of those were present then, that it was a fight between a patheticly bad paladin and your average rogue.
True facts.
Begone foul deciver! Also have you never heard about transmorging some gear?
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For hoping he doesn’t go completely. 90 days fiance with a new forsaken women, but who knows where he is?
The ‘moving in mysterious ways’ gambit…very handy for explaining not doing anything about nasty stuff and/or doing nasty stuff.
‘You hit him.’
‘No officer, you are mistaken, I was moving in mysterious ways, my wonders to perform…he happened to step in front of me at my most mysterious.’
Bit presumptuous?..there is a lot of small print.
Eternity is generally regarded as a very, very, very long time…even for a sky fairy.
That pretty much is established dogma now, I think. That whilst God itself is benevolent (Kinda) the problem is conveniently laid at the feet of humanity being imperfect because a dastardly woman! Which is weird, because that was never a problem for ‘God’ being a douche before it created the Garden of Eden. I mean obviously it did. If there was Adam and Eve, and Caine and Abel, then that means some really seriously weird stuff. For there to be any Humans at all, means they were essentially the products of Incest. Unless Adam was firing away like a six shooter, but that does then still raise the question as to where did Seth come from? I mean he was Abel’s son, but there was only one other woman on the planet at the time before Caine murdered him, which happened to be his mum…
Bit weird. I mean…a lot weird. How does that work? “Oh yeah, Adam and Eve had loads of other children, just they never got a namecheck in the Bible” “Umm, No, it explicitly states there were only four people, Adam, Eve, Caine and Abel. Abel was the father of Seth. With who, exactly? Ruh Roh Raggy!”
Also Caine, immediately after killing Abel, is famously branded with the ‘Mark of Caine’ and abandoned and cast out to live with ‘The Other People’.
What Other people? Bible just said there was only four of them, now three…
That is why Religion, whilst a source of comfort to many, and something that can aspire people to their greatest heights, (and lowest depravities) should never be taken as ‘gospel’. Because it simply does not stand up to rational thought. Either the entirety of the human species on the planet are one big incestuous Biblical Redneck family, or maybe, just maybe, the Bible isn’t a factual document, anymore than the Talmud or the Qu’ran, but are instead guides for living a ‘good’ life.
“When we go to Heaven”
I’m with Oscar Wilde on this one.
“Why would I want to go to Heaven? None of my friends will be there…”
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Goebbels is dead. And soon Hitler aka Sylvanas will follow.
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I mean… where exactly do you think we are right now? (in terms of WoW)
I’m not even sure Nathanos would be a Goebbels, who despite his vastly overwhelmingly unpleasant qualities, still had a certain talent for what he did. Nathanos is more like Goering. He was rubbish when he fought, and he was only kept around because of who he shackled his star to, and was still rubbish even then.
He’s a leech, basically.
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Silince foul sinner saying such herrisy and sacalige is a one ticket to hell!
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I’m not sure I’m scared of a God who thinks that he can kill fish and ducks by flooding the world… I mean, that is pretty weak tier effort. I mean imagine being a Cod. “Eyyy, I’m a fish, doing fish things, bit of land in the way here and there, but who cares, I’m a fish, I’m living my life large, loving it!,” GOD DOES WORLDWIDE FLOOD “Eyyy, I’m a fish, doing fish things, there’s not even land anymore in the way, someone knocked it through and made it into a kitchen diner, with a wicked cheeky line up of cocktails, but who cares, I’m a fish! I’m living my life large, loving it…”
“Oh wait, God punished the hairless monkeys on the earth by flooding it, but he gave us more sea as a result? Oh this is wicked! We Fish are clearly the Chosen Children of God! This is mad stuff! Lovin’ it! Next stop is Ibiza, I am going to neck some Plankton and be off it!”
Yeeeeeaah I’m pretty sure some bits in the Bible could look at being Retconned. For possibly the fourteenth or fifteenth time…
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Don’t worry, I’ve got you a VIP pass…first beverage (jug) is on me and the music scene is awesome…Abaddon is hosting the Freshers afterparty…dress code is Hawaiian shirt and Board shorts.
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I’m all over that, Hell has all the best music, I have the most hideously garish Hawaiian shirt ever. Not doing shorts though, I once got shouted at by a woman for daring to display my left leg in public because of it’s gnarly scar as it was scaring her child. (Said child was actually like ‘ooh, is it OK if I touch that, Mister, does it hurt?’ ) I did however make her feel guilty by turning round and saying “I didn’t ask the shark to bite me!” and she mumbled off.
I mean it’s not a sharkbite, it’s a skin graft, but it -looks- like a shark bite!
As long as Hell is playing ‘This Corrosion’ by the Sisters of Mercy I am so turning up to that gig!
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TBH, heresy and sacrilege is a small price to pay for a good Sisters of Mercy gig. Sign me up!
i think dad got killed by angry elf mary sue