As others have mentioned, there are so many quotes, but a small collection that spring to mind:
You still have your head?..interesting.
Well, my master did say to serve everyone…
Sashay Left!..Shimmy Right!..Prance Forward!..Boogie Down!
Your steps were simply delicious, pity you have to die now.
Scream for me!
How much for your teeth?
Fancy footwear!..can I have 'em when you die?
Are you thirsty? I’m thirsty!
I know, I’m hard not to look at, I get that a lot, but we’ve got to focus here.
Looking for Azerite? Have a face full!
I love the smell of propellant in the morning!
If you die on me…I’m taking your stuff.
Normally I hunt demons…but for you I’ll make an exception.
I’ll tell anyone who’ll listen that in my moment of need, you gave me a case of crabs.
Gonna ook you in the dooker!
Pandaren Cub - ‘I’m growing a BEARD!’
Socks…NOOOOOOO!
Have to admit, I’m such a tightwad with gold, that I’m fairly sure since TBC, I have opted to pay the 25% durability tax, less than five times… I once spent hours locating a route back to my corpse, after getting blasted off a cliff, on the edge of Wintergrasp, onto a rock ledge during WotLK…found one in the end.
Not my favourite as such, but not that never fails to make me laugh because it sounds so rude.
Lord Jarraxus (What he actually says) “I will Rend you, Flesh from Bone!”
Lord Jarraxus (What he sounds like he is saying in the voice file…)
“I Will End you, Flesh Trombone!”
Just imagine being one of the ‘Adventurers’ “What the heck did that Eredar just call us? ‘Flesh Trombone?’ Is that a euphemism? Is he calling us a -” “Let’s just kill him!”
Kelsey Steelspark “What? You only have -one- knife collection?”
Theldurin the Lost. “Get Punched!”
I also loved the Gazlowe clips from the Horde WoD garrison. He just always sounded so pleased to see your character. “Eyyy Commander!” (You can kind of imagine him doing ‘finger guns’ as he says it! )… And whenever you chose a building to construct he’d be like “Heh heh heh heh…I LOVE IT!” His enthusiasm was infectious…
Many quotes in De Other Side with Mueh’zala and Bwonsamdi which i cba to type down rightm cus i am too tired atm and it’s almost 6 am while i write this.