Beautiful, soft, comfortable skin to touch, gorgeous face and body, perfect and balanced body build, good looking ears, well treated eyebrows, beautiful eyes, well mannered, attractive, fancy and cool hairstyles, best city in Azeroth alongside our friends the Shal’dorei, beautiful ever spring woods to enjoy any time of the year.
What justifications do you have?
Awesome Jamaican accents, one of the original races on azeroth, deep interesting lore, an in-depth interesting religion based around the irl religion of voodoo, we had vol’jin one of the most badass racial leaders, unique interesting design that is distinctive and different to any other race currently playable, they tame and ride dinosaurs, able to adapt to every environment, one of the founding races of the horde, one of the main ways we were able to befriend the zandalari was rokhan a darkspear, oh yeah and trolls are also the reason elves exist in the first place so you have us to thank for the elves even existing
I thought we were playing a game about looks.
Damn cheater…
All this…and you still cant stand up straight.
Well, there’s a theory that trolls are hunched because they were too tall, have you seen a darkspear when it stands up straight? They aren’t exactly short
Maybe they need to be hunched to actually reach stuff off the ground
Salute, my horde brethren. Finally we can have the good company of the only respectable trolls in this world.
Atleast we ain’t mana addicts ![:joy:](https://d1bg94bbsh66ji.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/joy.png?v=6" ":joy:")
Maybe you have hunched backs for reaching deeper things than the ground.
Whatever, at least we take risks and are powerful and wealthy because of it.
Atleast we aren’t tiny petit twink boys
Indeed. I find the lesser troll races so…shallow and pedantic. They live in huts…HUTS i tell you!
You mean strong and agile people and intelligent and skilled individuals with magic?
I feel bad for them. Maybe we should teach them the good of civilization. Maybe i’m being too kind and naive? Can they learn?
Off all my characters my troll has my favourite aesthetic by far.
I would post a link but apparently I’m not trust level 3…
No I mean tiny twink boys with no bodily hair who look like they would only make sense as magic users, also darkspear are just a tribe, not an empire, of course we aren’t gonna live in a giant empire that’s just how tribe life be
The Zandalari gave you epic genes and what did you do? Instead of evolving to wear boots…you evolved hunched backs!? Why?!
All advantages.
You have a hunched back too, zombie boy, what did dying give you back problems, why don’t ya look like nathanos, eh?
Now i do…i didnt when i was alive. Death is my excuse for looking decrepit…whats yours?
Because of the needle. Anyone who looks that sickly is hitting the Sauce, hard.
Little something called adapting to your needs through evolution, creatures don’t evolve to look good, mostly creatures evolve to help with their needs. The hunched back likely is due to the needs of the trolls and having to do certain things that the zandalari do not need
Such as kissing the feet of orcs.