Why Play A Female Blood Elf 🩸

Mogs look best on male humans, I’m sorry to break this to you

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I got to say, you belves/high elves fans are being a little too noisy lately.

I get it, you love your race. Ok.
As for me, no amount of posts will make me think belves are cool. To each his own.

Have fun :slight_smile:

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Nah, that’s goblins, then orcs, trolls and then gnomes. Belfs are somewhere between undead and pandas/vulpera.

Well if you pick a female blood elf instead of the a male one, you have less chances of reminding people of that particular hilarious blood elf here:

Mog looking alright on a belf female is a saving grace because their faces are about as diverse and exciting as an aisle of plain bread rolls in a supermarket.

Too skinny, mate.

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Nothing a little Burger cant fix :hamburger: :wink:

I heard Mulgore has some great Burgers

Best physiques in horde females belong to orcs and goblins.

Orcs because they treat their body like a temple. Goblins because you could use their hips as a ruler and you’d draw a circle.

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You can play a male one or night elf tho.

Taurens have the best physique.

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No, that’s fem dwarves. Nice curved bodies…

I would play a male belf more but for the idiotic weapon swing animations.

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I find the hunch a tad off-putting.

gnomes actually make most sense. Too small to be hit. Hides entire body behind a shield. And their screams are so high pitched, it definitely will aggro any boss. Perfect little monsters.

But the goblin figure is like dwarves on steroids. All the hips, none of the tum.

You can thank doctor Snizzit Liposuk in Kezan for that.

I totally agree, that’s why I put goblin first on my list.

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My brother plays a female bloodelf and I constantly make fun of him for it.

Hehe.

Weebs.

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HHHMMM … :thinking:

That depends on what you wanna represent tbh.
I love my Goblin Rogue, because he’s a crook.

Can’t dispute that. :frowning_face:

I have a four characters to put at max level.
All classes, I don’t have.

I caught myself, playing another female BE Paladin.
I already have one at max level.
Why ?
I deleted her, brought her back, wanted to put the imperial set on her, but I lacked, a belt, boots, gloves, wrists.
Ended up playing her for an entire session of four hours. I think she was level 35 when I started and level 48 when I was too tired to continue.
I just loved her simplistic design, and animations, unfortunately, the tank I was with, also loved her so much that it threw: /lick and /love on her. :no_mouth:

That’s the downsize of playing BE Females, it always makes me uncomfortable, when someone gets too close to them on Raids, Groups or … they love them too much.
I hate when the raid leader says: STACK ! :grimacing:

Either way I ended blowing 450g on her boots as I considered to have wasted too much time on her. :frowning_face:

My BEs would say:
ā€œHow rude sister.ā€

I am fine with the current options.
But happy to see more customizations.
I never changed their Green eyes as I associate it with the Horde.

I hope not.:roll_eyes:

Jokes aside. :smiley:
Here’s the main reasons I chose them:

  • They are the only avatar that makes me wanna look for more transmogs.
  • They look a bit fragile, which for me is perfect. As my characters tend to be, that player that gets the lowest HP in a LFR and are usually on the bottom of DPS meter’s.:frowning_face:

Themes I wouldn’t feel comfortable to pick them:

  • Strong imposing Warrior that Tanks.
    That’s my Orc male Warrior.
  • Druid.
    That’s my male Tauren Druid.
  • Demon Hunter.
    Demon looks ?
    Better be a male BE.
  • Death Knight.
    Corpse theme ? :grimacing:
    Better be a male BE or a Tauren male. (I have both. My Tauren is currently sitting at Thunder Bluff on level 59 as a bank character).
    My BE is sitting at level 86.
  • Shaman ?
    Better be a more tribalistic race.
    Female Darkspear Troll.
  • Rogue which looks like a crook/mercenary ?
    Better be a male Goblin.

I really need more variety on my characters.:roll_eyes: …

Edit:

  • Final reason: I am not very comfortable with muscle built characters, they make me remind me too much of bodybuilder’s.
    Especially because they are low ILV gear. :roll_eyes:

Cheers.

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Lol, no.

Like those oversized boots and belts and tiny shoulderpads. And ridiculously big weapons. No thanks.

Same face for everyone, the only difference is make up. And majority of players still pick bleach blond and that silly ponytail.


← belf reroller. I made the best decision ever.

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