Why would you want to kill the above?

Scourgie. Must die.

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Scarlet, nuff said!

Undead filth should be eradicated.
Glory to the High Kingdom!

Cuz she’s a traitorous blood elf.

That’s all.

Blue man bad?

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He told me not to chug growth pots.

Orcs are smelly.

Ew, a mean human.

Void elves, double the traitor, and an infinite amount of degeneracy, that is all the reason anyone needs.

Still wearing that unfitting, god-awful attempt at fashion.

Because he has a jaw and i don’t.

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Because he doesn’t have a jaw, but I do.

Flails his arms madly Bizzzzzz!

Because my questioning how he can talk without a jaw.

Not for long…

Because. For the alliance, and all that.

Sub-par hat, he must die, for crimes against maritime fashion.

“Yarr”.

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I can come up with numerous reasons.

Rotter.
Lack of facial hair and unable to grow said facial hair.
Horde.
Probably friends with a healer.
Back posture issues.
Not dual wielding hammers or axes.
Exposed toes. Imagine not wearing socks.
Probably bald.

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(I’m alarmed at how on point all of that was and how ashamed the beard part makes me feel as a pirate…)

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I never liked your hat, also everything that the dwarf said.

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Because you’re not interested enough in bombs.