Why would you want to kill the above?

Rakihu-argent-dawn · August 24, 2019, 12:24pm

I could use a new rug to smoke the shisha on. Naked.

Desartin-argent-dawn · August 24, 2019, 3:04pm

I guess the date was bad, thus I have to kill you.

Thyrellas-argent-dawn · August 24, 2019, 4:38pm

Oh my, someone enchanted the armour and let it loose!
Better to desintegrate it, before it causes any harm

Dangerbeard-argent-dawn · August 25, 2019, 12:01am

“I’m going to assume that you’re unpleasant enough to have ruffled some feathers with deep pockets.”

Chíeun-argent-dawn · August 25, 2019, 12:06am

You may find an assassination attempt ill-considered.

Terrasen-argent-dawn · August 25, 2019, 12:09am

For a severe lack of red. I´ll be sure to rectify that.

Dangerbeard-argent-dawn · August 25, 2019, 12:10am

With all that red I’m sure no-one’s going to give half a fudge about some more of it, huh?

Throgann-argent-dawn · August 25, 2019, 2:41am

I can’t hear for all that hot air you’re blowing, but we’ll sort that out with one hammer strike to the head.

Arindha-argent-dawn · August 27, 2019, 1:49pm

You need to repay that debt, you have toward me… since this incident back in the Frozen Wastes.
I -always- collect my debts. No exceptions.
Plus, it will help the Ebon Blade and Onslaught, so…

Alryette-argent-dawn · August 27, 2019, 2:01pm

Because you can’t cuddle the living dead, but the normal dead are free game.

Shadowtwili-argent-dawn · August 27, 2019, 2:21pm

I’m Alliance, she’s Horde.
I’m a noble warlock, she’s a savage hunter.
I’m high society, she’s lowborn.
I have honor, she’s honorless.
I eat from plates, she eats from the ground.
I eat food, she sucks mana.

What more reasons do I need?

Throgann-argent-dawn · August 28, 2019, 2:10am

You literally described the things a gnome is not, lying is bad, you die.

Thermoblix-argent-dawn · August 28, 2019, 2:57am

That hammer is bigger than me, holy hell!

Arindha-argent-dawn · August 28, 2019, 11:41am

A gnome? A GNOME?!
You are an abomination. An error of nature itself.
Even I, as an undead am more… acceptable than… you… fiend!
TO THE SHADOWLANDS WITH YOU!

Sindrí-argent-dawn · August 28, 2019, 11:43am

slowly slides up a mirror
And another thing, you’re fat.
slams the elf with the mirror

Dogthíng-argent-dawn · August 28, 2019, 7:21pm

It’s Horde.

Next.

Zymara-argent-dawn · August 28, 2019, 7:23pm

Aww, but I don’t really want to kill him
Torture, maybe, break his will, sure, bit killing him?
Naaah
*sigh
But I guess, the reason would be, if I must, because he is from the Lionwatch and those guys always try to arrest me

Dogthíng-argent-dawn · August 28, 2019, 7:26pm

I w o n d e r w h y

Thyrellas-argent-dawn · August 28, 2019, 7:30pm

It would be a mercy kill
As noble I am honorbound to fix my… ugh… feral cousin’s “mistakes”, and sadly, the Worgen-curse is one of their many, many crime against Azeroth
Nothing personal
Tho, If this speciment would prove heimself, I am willing to spare him and employ him as a… let’s say, disposable yet highly effective asset against the Hor… err… enemies. My enemies.

Dudflex-argent-dawn · August 28, 2019, 7:32pm

I don’t need a reason, I just want to stab people.