DF is a pallet cleanser expansion.
Nothing too evil too dramatic too end of Azeroth
Probably we had to calm down after SL but pretty sure a doomsday expansion will follow
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content gets cut in every expansion some things just dont work or are a bad idea in general would you rather broken stuff is added instead?>
Nah… I’ll just wait for the next patch. Wanna see how the story is gonna play out, excited to finally see the Eye of Ysera, G’haanir and that Emerald Dream zone. I’ll be back once the big patch goes live, or 10.0.7 maybe.
Then explain in detail how to make m+ perfectly balanced in every aspect.
The only and absolutely ridiculous way to possibly perfectly balance m+ is to only have a single dungeon available, same affixes always, only 1 tank, heal & the dps spec and class allowed, 100% unskippable fixed route, no sclaling at all.
Oh and remove any kind of rotation and spells that need actual thinking and skill, because some classes actually only shine if the player actually knows how to play it. Wanna remove skill too to balance the experience? I’ll one up you, make a bot take control for every player and watch a simulation. Then it’s balanced for sure.
This ain’t rocket league or fortnite where everyone has the exact same gameplay.
It’s impossible to balance a game that has this much variety. Wouldn’t make sense either.
I heard it’s going to be a Pirate expansion.
Better late than never I guess.
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If you got payed well enough everything is possible
my puerile mind chuckled at that…
why exactly tell me with 100 words.
Less buttons
With a bulging sack of gold, well actually it was silver coins crudely covered in gold wrapping paper and glued to the coin with Hozen spit, clinking as he stepped off the boat and onto the gangplank of Booty bay harbour, Alagondar felt his spirits rise, and hopefully he mused, something else.
With gusto he marched to the seediest tavern he could find, and loudly demanded for the barkeep. out of a grimy leather curtain a Tauren emerged with it’s hand inside a mug trying to clean it. With a snort the tauren turned his back and bellowed “Martha! customer!”
There you go…
tell me more i want a TLDR explanation 
feed me
Soon youtube content creaters gonna start their “is dragonflight dead???” eyes and mouth wide open thumbnail videos.
I too vote for a blood elves x-pack we’re ransacking quel’talas and drinking the water of the sunwell to become immortal, i would buy it ^^.
With a bulging sack of gold, well actually it was silver coins crudely covered in gold wrapping paper and glued to the coin with Hozen spit, clinking as he stepped off the boat and onto the gangplank of Booty bay harbour, Alagondar felt his spirits rise, and hopefully he mused, something else.
With gusto he marched to the seediest tavern he could find, and loudly demanded for the barkeep. out of a grimy leather curtain a Tauren emerged with it’s hand inside a mug trying to clean it. With a snort the tauren turned his back and bellowed “Martha! customer!”
Stomping through the back and with a constant chesty cough the Tauren made way for the person he called, and an equally enormous Tauren with an even older chestier cough, possibly due to the leather bodice twelve sizes too short, poked her head out from the curtain, leering through a haze of cigar smoke from the cigar she was smoking at the also leering Alagondar. Suddenly Alagondar felt his spirits rise, and something else, as Martha slowly let her gaze drop down to the enormous bulge in front of Alagondar.
With a long lick of her tongue across her lips she waltzed through the curtain and made her way to the piano where a bored looking goblin was leaning on the keys while holding his head in one hand and stabbing at keys with the fingers on the other end. Martha slapped the goblin across the head causing his small floppy cotton jester’s hat to fly off and land in a Vulpera’s plate of soup. The goblin cried out in pain and was about to remonstrate with his asailant when Martha bellowed “I don’t wanna hear you fussin you green trollop, play me something jazzy and sexy”
“On the bleedin’ piana??!!” cried the goblin as he looked around for his hat. The vulpera had of course eaten the hat realising it was the actual only edible thing in the bar.
“Yer Now geeron wiv it!” screamed Martha in the goblins face, the flower in her hair dancing in the air.
“Fine fine” said the goblin and slowly began to play “wheel out the barrel”
Suddenly the patrons of the bar all started singing in unison and Martha seductively made her way to the leering Alagondar, now feverishly trying to undo his shirt. Suddenly Martha grabbed him and lifted him up, pressing his face into her huge chest, squeaking as his face was rubbed against the leather. Suddenly he felt violent movements as Martha coughed and hacked, and cigar ash fell around his shoulders, collecting on his shoulders like a pair of primalist shoulders.
“Ere… sorry about that baby” hacked Martha, pulling him away from her as a glistening trail of drool, sweat and hair stretched between the two. Putting him into a chair Alagondar whispered “I want a lap dance” as he reached inside his bulging sack and pulled something out.
Martha’s eyes lit up and a salacious grin erupted as she once again licked her lips and removed her leather skirt to reveal she was wearing fishnet stockings. No one dared to mention she had actually crafted them from a fishing net purloined from some poor Tuskarr, and no one definitely mentioned the one or two fish still remaining in the nets either.
“All adds to her charm” thought Alagondar as he feverishly reached into his sack again.
By now the dancing Martha had attracted the attention of the other patrons, in particular an orc who insisted she “gerrem out for the lads!” to which Martha obliged and removed her wig revealing her impressively pierced horns.
At this Alagondar melted, and he rushed into martha’s arms crying “oh you hot beast!” and valiantly pulling on her hand to the stairs leading upstairs.
Martha however was unmovable she was reveling in the attention of the crowd downstairs, and the fishnet stocking grew tighter, tearing bigger holes and allowing a still surviving lobster to scuttle off into the corner.
Seeing this the vulpera quickly grabbed it and devoured it, declaring it was the second edible thing he had eaten that night.
Realizing his night of passion with Martha was not to be, Alagondar sighed, and in tears, picked up his trousers, fastened his belt and took his rapidly shrinking sack to seek his night’s entertainment elsewhere. Upon leaving the tavern he was accosted by a ravishing Death Knight, who looked him up and down before running her hand through her long red hair and purring “hey baby, want a good time?”
His spirits lifted again, Alagondar happily acquiesced.
And the Death Knight smiled, came closer, held his shoulders, and violently brought her knee to his crotch and as Alagondar collapsed in a wheezing heap, she took his bulging sack and made off to the ship Alagondar had just disembarked from, whistling merrily all the way.
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explore all the places you’ve already been in northrend and level down to lvl 60 for the 4th time in this AMAZING expansion from the team that gave you hits like Warlords of Boredor, Battle for Meterics, Systemslands and Doomed to Fail
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Very good, Soul - gave me a good laugh this morning. Just pray a certain Blood Elf doesn’t use it for their Goldshire RP…
Who Punyelf? Oh I wrote Puny a whole book… she’s raking it in, enough to buy another brutosaur but Puny decided to squirrel it all away in an offshore tax dodging scheme in the Cayman Islands.
I only asked enough to buy a couple of draconium and she sent round three goblins and a troll with instructions to “teach the DK a lesson”
I can now speak fluent French.
je suis un profanateur d’âme, je vis en Écosse
… What’s this thread about again?
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I agree with you.
There were two quests that just seemed forced in as Virtue Signalling. One on top of Ruby Shrine to help a guy do something romantic for his husband and one in the Centaur village to help a guy propose to his boyfriend.
Neither progressed the story of the expansion nor did any world building for the zones. And it’s not like we get many (if any) quests to do romantic things for boy/girl couples.
But meh, not a big deal. Diversity done well is a good thing. Done badly isn’t.
No way…
I’m pretty sure sunwell is just naaru bathwater right now.