AH… dogs…
My head was going mushy and I needed to eat so there I was prepping to make a chicken salad with some crispy bits of bacon and what did I do? Left the bacon in the open packet on the side whilst I fetched my mother her tea.
I come back annnd the youngest doge is eating it all. Oops.
He is so pleased with himself.
They are all well trained but this breed is very in it for themselves and if they spot an opportunity… YOINK!
Dogs are opportunistic predators – all of them. Virtually all predators are opportunistic scavengers. No predator wants to pass up a free meal.
I’m quite partial to duck videos. Feel free, cuz.
Friday is now duck day or ducks now drop loot.
Heres another timeless classic.
Reminds me of a thing i done a few years ago…
OK, think I’ve got Fear Of The Duck…
Have you scraped your webbed feet down the wall
Have you felt your feathers crawl
As you’re hiding from the knives
Are you scared to take a look
At the little kitchen room
You sense that chef is watching you
Fear of the duck, Fear of the duck
I have a constant fear of hoisin always there
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that Kung Po is always here
Watching horror films the night before
Debating orange or plum sauce
Chinese menu on your mind.
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You find it hard to resist
The waving airgun between your eyes.
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck🎶
ahah i remember it! it was in the “dont delete this thread!”. wonderful lyrics!
This should be the theme song of Duckflight…
Yep, i recovered it from that thread - missing a verse, but not to worry, i beleive you contributed a bit to it as well…
ahha good times with starney, robo and all the others.
This, though I don’t mind those days passed. Sometimes, it’s necessary to move on.
Don’t be sad it’s over, be happy you could be a part of it. I sure am, even though it was at a hard time of my life with many struggles. Maybe… that’s why I cherish it.
I never like to walk alone.
When I am strolling through the park,
I often stay far from the pond.
He springs forth from the depths of hell.
As I am clutching my lapel,
I wonder if I’ll see the dawn.
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I live in constant fear, and quacking’s all I hear.
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Anatidaephobia is what they call this fear.
Have you ever stumbled on a nest
And you might feel a little stressed
That Mom is lurking in the dark?
She waits to see if you’ll mess with her eggs
So she can bite you in the legs.
How will you hide all of the marks?
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I live in constant fear, and quacking’s all I hear.
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Anatidaephobia is what they call this fear.
Have you ever heard the faintest quack
And nearly had a heart attack?
Blood pressure shooting through the roof.
When you play Nintendo with your son,
You play all games except for one,
For you were traumatized in youth.
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I live in constant fear, and quacking’s all I hear.
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Anatidaephobia is what they call this fear.
Fear of the duck (x8)
Watching Looney Tunes alone at night,
You know that something isn’t right.
Daffy always runs amuck.
Root for Elmer every single time.
He might as well be shooting blind.
Why is he always out of luck?
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I live in constant fear, and quacking’s all I hear.
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Anatidaephobia is what they call this fear.
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I live in constant fear, and quacking’s all I hear.
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Anatidaephobia is what they call this fear.
I never like to walk alone
When I am strolling through the park.
That is awesome - i concede here, much better than my version
yes. its a big truth Dunkiee. How’s goin now?
Our fridge is broken and I just bought stuff yesterday 
On the upside my coffee tastes amazing.
On the downside again, that probably means I have another migraine inc. 
Update: Fridge is not broken, was just the socket. Thank goodness!
More news at 10.
Come again? Must be too much a morning to me…
Horror story for 35 year old unweds!
It was a how are you now 
Does “locomotive” mean crazy vehicle in Spanish? 
Gotcha… well I’m fine, my back not so much but the week will be over in 2 hours for me!
Hope things are alright over there as well 