constant sleep deprivation is like being in small buzz 
Hot toddy lad.
Tea and whisky.
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I do hope we have some servers again soon 
isnt that what the professors enjoy in england in place of the usual coffee and whiskey 
i wouldnt mind to have a generous pour of some either
Ah, a fellow fever dream sufferer. They are weirdest things. Hope you get better soon.
That joke is almost as old as Afenton lol - still a good one thoughā¦
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Oi!! Iām still a decade younger than you.
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So you say. Careful you dont trip over that Zimmer frame when you next get up 
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no bully on the old youngsters, we are old, you have to respect us 
one leg in grave still have few summers left in this pony
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Meanwhile. Back in the real world.
Afenton settles down for the night with an Ovaltine and Miss Marple, reminiscing about how she remembers it all and telling her cat close by āI remember during the Crimean Warā¦ā
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not gonna lie sounds cozy tho
im more of a hercule poirot man tho, same writer atleast
Youāve heard of the Lady with the Lamp?
Afenton was known as the Lady with the Lavatory brush.
i read that as something different first but yeah
i also think this killing eve were brilliant from where the gifs from
Not had that since I was a kid 
Poirot* or a good midsummer murders marathon actually āmurder, murder, murderā
Iām not Alagondarā¦ I canāt even remember if I put the bin out on Friday
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Nor can I ā¦ but I can still remember a conversation with a school friend at the age of 8 when she told me I must vote for the Liberals when I grow up because the other parties wanted to ban fireworks. Personally Iād be on the other partiesā side nowadays as I hate fireworks.
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I donāt like what fireworks do to my animals, and would love to see more use of silent fireworks!
On a different subject, I would like to note that quoting the policeman from 'allo 'allo needs a lot of care
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That seems odd - though the rules say you mustnāt post about bans so you may want to edit your post. I would (personally) appeal it as it was an early evening comedy for the whole family to watch together and I canāt remember any expletives. Itās also very quotable.
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It wouldnāt get past ofcom now though! The on going joke about the painting of ze Madonna with ze bigā¦ would place it squarely after the watershed.
In fact, I rewatch so many comedy shows from the 80s and early 90s and wonder how on earth I was allowed to watch them as a kid
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Thatās the fun part with rules based on subjectiveness.
Personally I take it as a compliment. You know the joke was really funny if it lands you a 24h ban ^^