Yo, Azeroth! Got Keys? Got Jokes? We Got You!
Hey there, Key Masters and Cooldown Connoisseurs!
Season 2 of The War Within is in full swing, and Lancaster Bombers isn’t just raiding anymore (though we still hit like a truck loaded with angry gnomes)… We’re cooking up something EPIC:
A Mythic+ community built on good vibes, chill runs, and great loot — without the toxic pug energy.
Sick of…
• Pugs that communicate only in grunts and sighs?
• Mythic+ feeling like a second job with a boss that screams at you for one swirl too many?
Yeah, us too. That’s why we’re building a Mythic+ haven where you can actually enjoy the grind.
We’ve got comfy chairs, maybe some cookies (no promises), and a shared understanding that sometimes the dungeon just wants to watch us burn — and we laugh about it.
Our Mythic+ Madness – What You Can Expect:
Weekly “ANY-Key Mayhem” Nights (Tuesdays @ 20:00–22:00 ST)
Got a dusty +2 or a spicy +18? We’ll run it.
No IO shaming. No pressure. Just chain-pulling and tactical wipes (for comedic value, obviously).
Spontaneous Keyplosions
Our Discord pops off daily — you’ll always find folks looking to run keys. Come for the loot, stay for the chaos.
Zen & the Art of Key Pushing
Climb the ladder without the stress. Learn the routes. Laugh at the oops. Loot the shinies. Repeat.
We believe Mythic+ should feel rewarding — not punishing.
No Jerks Allowed
We’ve got a strict “don’t be a tool” policy. Elitism? Left at the portal.
Good vibes > IO score. Team players only.
“Oops, You’re Overgeared Now” Program
Once a week, we “accidentally” drag newer players through high keys.
It’s educational. It’s chaotic. It’s beautiful. You’ll probably get loot. You’ll definitely get laughs.
Who We Want in Our Party:
All Roles Welcome
Tank? Healer? DPS? We need you.
We especially need Druids — Balance & Resto especially! 
(Yes, we’re looking at you, Moonfire enjoyers and HoT legends.)
Off-Meta & Proud
Play what you love. Know your buttons. We care about skill and attitude, not just flavor-of-the-month specs.
Communicators & Collaborators
Mic or keyboard — doesn’t matter. We love players who call mechanics, crack jokes, and lift the team up.
Chaos Coordinators & Meme Enthusiasts
/train spam during a wipe? Legendary. Silly macros? Yes please.
We take the game seriously — just not ourselves.
Key & Raid Schedule
| Activity | Days | Time (Server Time) | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| M+ ANY-Key Night | Tuesdays | 20:00 – 22:00 | No IO/ilvl reqs – just fun |
| Spontaneous Keys | Daily | All day, every day | Join or start a run anytime |
| Raid Progression | Thursdays & Sundays | 20:00 – 23:00 | AOTC secured. Mythic ongoing! |
Raid Progress:
• Normal: 8/8
• Heroic: 8/8 (AOTC – World: 2,962 | Region: 1,690 | Realm: 138)
• Mythic: 4/8 and pushing deeper!
We’re still looking for raiders to round out our Mythic roster — especially Druids (yes, again!).
Why Join Lancaster Bombers?
Active & Friendly
Our Discord is buzzing. Our guild chat’s alive. You’ll feel the community from day one.
No Drama
Check your baggage at the door. We raid and run keys — not soap operas.
Raids and M+ That Matter
We’re not just about one kind of content. Get AOTC, smash Mythic bosses, and push keys — all under one banner.
Supportive Leadership
Need help with a mechanic or route? Our officers and members have your back.
No judgment, just teamwork.
Mindset > Meta
We’d rather play with a passionate off-meta player than a toxic meta one.
If you’re eager to learn and contribute, you’re golden.
How to Join the Bomb Squad:
Step 1: Join Our Discord
Say hi, ask questions, or lurk silently while judging our memes.
https://discord.gg/K9R4rj9bjw
Step 2: Check Out Our GuildsOfWoW Page
Stats, info, and propaganda:
https://guildsofwow.com/lancaster-bombers
Step 3: Whisper an Officer In-Game
Catch us between pulls! Look for:
• [Julesne]
• [Garhno]
• [Greatmarcros]
• [Holyjunior]
• [Deke]
• Or anyone who looks suspiciously competent
P.S.
Boomkins who AoE with Moonfire, new tanks still learning pulls, healers who click their frames — you’re all welcome.
We’ve all been new. Some of us still are. And that’s totally okay here.
P.P.S.
What do you call a Tauren with no legs?
Ground beef.
(We’ll work on better jokes. Maybe.)
Lancaster Bombers
No keys left behind. No swirlies unstepped in. 