11.1 Order

Yeah, can I get uh, some bugs? Like, make them real annoying, the kind that boots me out of a delve, gives me the deserter debuff and ports me to Westfall right at the boss. And, uh, throw in some lag spikes when there’s more than 3 people in a 500 yard radius near me. Extra crunchy please.

Then I’ll take a large side of no balance. Make my spec feel OP on Monday and totally useless by Friday. Throw in some surprise nerfs. Extra salt.

Can I also get a little more chores? You know, the kind that makes me feel like I’m clocking in for a second job.

And while we’re still at it, add a bad story. Nothing too coherent, maybe some random character resurrections, C’thun has been dead since forever, so bring the big boy back, and maybe some plot twists nobody wanted, and a sprinkle of “who even wrote this?”

For dessert, hit me up with the shop special. Just shove a bunch of overpriced mounts and cosmetics right in my face, especially after I’ve spent months farming stuff that looks significantly worse in comparison. Gotta keep things fresh, right?

And make sure the guild bank is still broken. Big fan of that one!

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You sound upset.

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Wdym? I’m just ordering some content for the next patch bro. Line isn’t too bad I’m sure they’ll deliver real soon.

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You forgot: Break as much content in previous expansions as possible and ignore it forever :smiley:

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Aw shucks I knew I forgot something! Oh well there’s always 11.2 for that.

Look, the game is not perfect by any means. If you’re burned out take a good break, it will give you a fresh start and you will enjoy the game more.

I skipped most of Dragonflight and I came back missing the game with all its downsides. Highly recommend it.

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I raid once a week and do some delves during the week, just sh1tposting for the fun of it

You’ve a cheeky to talk about coherency whilst using superfluous “uh” 's as punctuation.

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How does that even work? The bugs need sorting. This isn’t a ftp game!

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Funny, you’re nitpicking my “uh” like it’s not just a play on how people order food. Maybe focus on the point instead of punctuation?

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It’s difficult to find a point in a long,badly written post that looks like it was written by a 4 year old

All I saw was a bunch of paragraphs that said “uh whine” again and again and again

Complaining about English standards on the EU forum? Really? Not my fault you’re struggling to follow along, maybe focus less on my 'uh’s and more on catching up with the game which you clearly don’t play? Grats on 2k posts, 11 days of your life well spent.

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I would like a new exploit for a dd specc, where you can abuse it for 1-2 days, finish any content and then there is no punishment for it. Oh we got this already this patch? No problem just another round wont be a problem.

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That was funny, quite a nice way to put across some of the issues in game :rofl:

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You don’t have to ask. :grinning:

:rofl: :point_down:

Bugs and lag are standard and free with any order, you need to read the fine print on your requisition next time :smiley:

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I’ll never criticise someone’s English if it’s not their first language. Their English is better than my version of their language.

It actually embarrasses me how bad we are at second langauges. I have friends from other counties who can flit between 5 or 6 language without even thinking about it, sometimes mid conversation.
To me it’s impressive, to them it’s normal.

But there’s a huge difference between poor english and choosing to speak like a moron.

And it’s only the latter I have issue with

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Wow, thanks for the cultural lesson. Noted, Professor.

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Anytime.

Now go and finish your homework

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the op is asking for more bugs :bug: :smiley_cat: