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yes, yes it is xD

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here: ion can make good jokes:

A holy paladin and a resto druid are fighting each other.
Who wins?

The weekly maintenance.

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Demon hunter died from fall damage.

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This one still my fave :wink:

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Totally lifting a few of these for personal work
 But take a penny, leave a penny!

Did you hear about the Gnome whose teleporter experiment went wrong with a Gilnean test subject? He’s now a micro-worgenism!

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I feel myself offended !

We Gilnean have suffer the second war, the scourge, the forsaken, the cataclysm, the burning of teldrassil
 And now from Gnomes !

WE ARE GILNEANS ! WE WILL NOT BE TEST SUBJECT TO GNOMES !

Just kidding :grin:

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I’ll have a go, too:

Did you hear about that Jesus-dude? His lag was soo bad, it took him three days to rez. (Easter is not far away)

Why can’t a warrior also be a vendor? Because they charge too much!

Even as a child, Illidan Stormrage wouldn’t eat his vegetables. He claimed “they were not prepared”!

What character class is most popular with the ladies? Male-Enhancement-Shamans


Tauren can’t be Rogues. So how do they sneak up on people? They use Cow-Moo-Flage!

How many vanilla players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They all hate change.

Why did the grummle move to Gilneas?
It has many, many weres!

Where on Azeroth do Ogres do their shopping?
The Dire Mall.

If Ragnaros had a pet, what would it be?
A Molten Cor-gi!

I’ll show myself out now


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A Priest, a Warrior and a Rouge walks into a bar. The Rouge says “I think I’m a typo”.

Yeah, okay that was bad, I’ll leave.

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The State of BFA

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What do people do at funerals in Icecrown? They Frostmourne

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How many gnomes do you need to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them! :smiley:

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WoW’s biggest joke:
The Horde faction and their conflict with the Alliance due to the Human’s closet-minded bias towards Orcs and Undead.

infinite stars proc will deside!

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A paladin, a druid, and a DK walk into Stormwind


/2 LFM heroics, need tank and healer.

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Did you know dwarf rogues have a increased chance of getting alcohol when they pick pocket.

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Battle for Azeroth

Island Expeditions

Warfronts not being pvp

Phew thats enough comedy for one day.

How Many wow players does it take to change a lightbulb?

WHAT, CHANGE?!?!?!

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A gnome walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel stuck in his pants. The bartender asks, “Doesn’t that bother you at all?”

The gnome replies, “YARR! It’s driving me nuts!”

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Relationships come and go but epix are soulbound!

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