Warcraft Jokes 🍻 (Join in)

Leroch-earthen-ring · February 27, 2020, 7:40am

A dwarf walks out of the bar

Twiluna-argent-dawn · February 27, 2020, 7:42am

…Into another one.

Twiluna-argent-dawn · February 27, 2020, 11:14am

As well as his famous tower, Medivh also owned a smaller mobile home name Caravhan

Limière-argent-dawn · February 27, 2020, 1:07pm

You know your addicted to WoW when you hit an animal with your car and you go back to loot it.

You know you play too much when…

Your microwave dings and you go, “Grats!”

yo momma so fat she’s exalted with McDonald’s

Ceranity-terenas · February 27, 2020, 1:41pm

I ran a dungeon last night with a Tauren healer who wouldn’t stop complaining and criticising everyone. What an absolute cow!

My Tauren warrior friend was bragging about how he’d solo’d a m+15. I’ve never heard so much bull in all my life!

Versorius-hellfire · February 27, 2020, 1:43pm

Best Warcraft joke: This game.

Sholah-hyjal · February 27, 2020, 5:09pm

Is it possible to learn this power ?

Giambalin-anachronos · February 27, 2020, 7:53pm

I guess that need the Trust 5 Cow Level

Leroch-earthen-ring · February 27, 2020, 7:58pm

How do you torture a goblin? Glue a gold piece to the floor.
(I stole this one from us forums )

Twiluna-argent-dawn · February 28, 2020, 7:18am

What do you get when you cross a blood elf and a goblin…
A crack head with money issues.

Twìluna-argent-dawn · February 28, 2020, 7:47am

yes, yes it is xD

When you edit the Title of your thread, you get a drop-down tab to select in which forum it should go

Niniio-blackmoore · February 28, 2020, 10:04am

here: ion can make good jokes:

Twiluna-argent-dawn · February 28, 2020, 10:38am

A holy paladin and a resto druid are fighting each other.
Who wins?

The weekly maintenance.

Skye-terokkar · February 28, 2020, 12:38pm

Demon hunter died from fall damage.

Ãnna-silvermoon · February 28, 2020, 12:42pm

This one still my fave

Fortinbraha · February 28, 2020, 3:46pm

Totally lifting a few of these for personal work… But take a penny, leave a penny!

Did you hear about the Gnome whose teleporter experiment went wrong with a Gilnean test subject? He’s now a micro-worgenism!

Destrarïon-khaz-modan · February 28, 2020, 4:05pm

I feel myself offended !

We Gilnean have suffer the second war, the scourge, the forsaken, the cataclysm, the burning of teldrassil… And now from Gnomes !

WE ARE GILNEANS ! WE WILL NOT BE TEST SUBJECT TO GNOMES !

Just kidding

Adunaphal-silvermoon · February 28, 2020, 4:43pm

I’ll have a go, too:

Did you hear about that Jesus-dude? His lag was soo bad, it took him three days to rez. (Easter is not far away)

Why can’t a warrior also be a vendor? Because they charge too much!

Even as a child, Illidan Stormrage wouldn’t eat his vegetables. He claimed “they were not prepared”!

What character class is most popular with the ladies? Male-Enhancement-Shamans…

Tauren can’t be Rogues. So how do they sneak up on people? They use Cow-Moo-Flage!

How many vanilla players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They all hate change.

Why did the grummle move to Gilneas?
It has many, many weres!

Where on Azeroth do Ogres do their shopping?
The Dire Mall.

If Ragnaros had a pet, what would it be?
A Molten Cor-gi!

I’ll show myself out now…

Shammoz-terokkar · February 28, 2020, 5:41pm

A Priest, a Warrior and a Rouge walks into a bar. The Rouge says “I think I’m a typo”.

Yeah, okay that was bad, I’ll leave.

Cyrisela-kazzak · February 28, 2020, 6:12pm

The State of BFA