During Ion’s presentation:
1, Have a sip each time if he says success in an area related to shadowlnds
2, Have a shot each time if he acknowledges an issue but says he and the team will “work” with players and do change through hotfix
3, half glass/cup if pathfinder 2.0 is coming out and mentioned each time
4, drink the whole if #PullTheRipcord happens
5, smash the bottle if wow battle pass is coming as another monthly charge
feel free to suggest new rule or change. have a nice blizzconn online all 
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Take shot every time he says that a new feature won’t feel grindy. Continue having shots when the feature is on live servers and you find yourself having to grind it xD
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Or to be a party pooper: Just drink because you enjoy the beverage. 
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Anything for the good old soon™?
Take A shot when they lie and dodge glaring issues.
You will be drunk in no time my friends.
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Usually only watch/read mmo-champion recaps.
But I can compromise and do it completely crapfaced…
Looks like I’ll go thirsty for the duration
Think i’ll be drinking all my alcohol even if he doesn’t announce it, soooo… pass on that rule! 
1 shot every time someone says something to the effect of “during these challenging/trying times”. They never got to do that back when it was the cool thing to do but they’ll definitely do it.
Take a shot everytime he says “We feel that” even though its clear that the people that play / pay don’t.
Take a shot everytime he says the word “rewarding”.
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Try not to /spit out said alcoholic beverage every time Ion says classes are all in a good place and dont need buffing/nerfing
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Kill your liver for lols and giggles
I’d rather not to, thanks.
As a chronic alcoholic I approve this. I will be drinking in my own pace but will try to remember take extra shots and whatnot for the stuff mentioned.
Emergency services around the world will hate you that night.
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Drink every time he says “mobile”
Wait for ambulance
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You forgot the
Take the shot everytime he says meaningful choice
What disgusting person would do something like that?
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Pffff yeah right.
Who enjoys it.
It’s only there to drown your sorrows.
/Sarcasm off 
I’m gonna enjoy some nice bottle of scotch.