Thought I’d stop being a Classic snob and gave retail a fair go.
So I downloaded it, spent an hour getting to know the new options, grabbed a couple must-have addons and headed to the dummies full of excitement - and then /violin /cry.
They (you know who) literally declawed my cat - no more mangle! And it didn’t roar anymore!!! Instead, that weak-sounding abomination sounded like it was doing… the dishes /more cry
The heroic beast that fought and won every battle since 2008 sounded like a wet noodle.
Somehow and strangely I wasn’t overly sad though; I felt vindicated pressing “uninstall” and casting this horror to the depths whence it came.
The End
ps - no, you can’t have my stuff