I’ve got it! I found the solution!
Excuse me… perhaps I should start from the beginning.
Couple of weeks ago, the Botany Band went to the Botanica. I know, a little on the nose, but we were tracking the corruption that we’ve been seeing recently in Feralas, and we found satyrs spreading much of the same corruption in there. Moreover, we found the Ancient of the Arcane, Warp Splinter. And he was sick. And confused. And very aggressive. And most importantly NOT DEAD. Warp Splinter died years ago. And he died again couple of weeks ago, but he shouldn’t be alive - or at least full grown yet. He must have been regrown from a corrupted cutting. So we did the only sensible thing - we took a cutting of our own and burned the rest!
The past couple of weeks me and my assistant Sharon have been working on diagnosing the new sapling and finding the cure for his affliction. I recently discovered what was wrong - Kael’thas’s blood elves who were working with the satyrs in the Botanica have been experimenting on poor Warp Splinter, who the naaru left behind as a magical gardener. They’ve implanted him with cuttings of Netherbloom, a highly invasive and devastating weed, and observed the results. The enzymes of Netherbloom digested the nether energies around the Botanica and twisted the poor ancient. But fear not! Thanks to a renowned gnomish scientist and the alchemical expertise of my student, we’ve discovered a cure! The ritual will only require a couple of druids - and some people to observe the rebirth of Warp Splinter!
What could possibly go wrong? Join us in this happy ritual, welcoming Warp Splinter back among us.
Now for the OOC part. Hey, this is the Botany Band’s event for the week of Monday 17th. We gather on the coming Monday, at 8 PM, in the Dalaran (Broken Isles) greenhouse - so the usual time and place. Needless to say, something can go wrong - and probably will.
The event is designed for Alliance, but friendly Horde folks are welcome. If Horde members do arrive, equip yourself with 2-3 Elixirs of Tongues and your own means of getting to central Kalimdor.
I learned a few things from the way other RP guilds are doing it, so I’ll be trying to do it more of their way. I hope to see all the usual faces, and maybe some new visitors! See you all on Monday!
Recommended add-ons:
- TRP or MRP
- Dice Master
- if Horde shows up, Cross RP