[A-RP] <Stormwind Covert Accord>

We approve of eyeball strangulating. Ties a miniature noose.

You call this only responding to the commenters?

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Ties regular sized noose.

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meet me behind goldshire x

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Bring the usual kit.

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I’ve already packed the mannequin hand and jar of marmite. x

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It’s a joke, champ

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From my experience alone, typical guard guild with rando SI:7 sticker slapped on top for no reason other than extra IC authority. Typical KSHK gnomecorder RP, with the added fun of parading a Goblin around with no consequence.

The guild/members don’t take themselves seriously, the main reason this guild has survived for as long as it supposes is the climate of RP within Stormwind- that alone should speak volumes for the quality you can expect here.

You can see from the snarky responses that there’s an air of self-awareness about them.

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This is very romeo echo tango alpha romeo delta echo delta, yet barely surprising, given who is still in charge

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trystan’s gnomecorder buzzes kshk kshk recieved over

I hope the guild still practices the snapping of necks with one’s thighs :weary:

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Oh you mean the self-kill emote that one guy one of my former members hold in a neck lock? We never practiced that.

Following the downfall of the popular Stormwind Buzzboxes, the latest instalment for the Stormwind Covert Accord is “Kom Krystals” - Mysterious Draenei tech that project holograms.

Understand how the addon works before you judge and compare it to something like “Kom Krystals.”

I have an idea: why don’t you guys get rid of your buzzboxes, lay your head low for a bit and change up your member’s attitude to losing (I’m talking about being shot, stabbed and punched half a dozen times and still not falling) ?

I think that would do /wonders/ for your guild.

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We do accept shots, stabs and punches. That one member we had who did not have been booted a long time ago.

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odd how they made the guild thread then

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it’s actually alfa in the modern fonetic alfabet

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Why does that even still exist?
wtf

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Understand that people simply find the addon super annoying and distracting in roleplay because it spams the chatbox with a macro emote, not to mention the practice itself has been debunked as not so clever metagaming ever since it was used.

jeyce’s buzzbox cracks and whirls as he sends this post

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