A song for Grovi

video starts of Worgen assault on rooftops of Gilneas prison. A human Grovi is standing with the other prisoners awaiting the worgen. A voice starts to taunt him

Grovi… You’ll be a worgen… Soon…

I’ve watched you so much can’t count all the ways
I’ve seen you kill
And all they can say is…

He’s not our kind…

They never got tired of putting you down and i never knew when they’d come around…
I gave them time…
Don’t let them treat you like slime…
Don’t you know Grovi…

Grovi… You’ll be a worgen soon…
Dude… let me bite your hand…
Soon… You’ll need a bone…

We’ve been misunderstood for all our lives
But what they’re saying Grovi it cuts like a knife…

That boy ain’t good…

Well I’ve finally found what I’m lookin for
But if they get a chance they’ll end you for sure…

Surely they would…
Dude I’ve done all I could…
Now it’s up to you kid…

Grovi you’ll be a worgen soon…
Please… let me bite your hand…
Grovi… You’ll be a worgen soon…
Soon… you’ll need a bone…

Instrumental

Grovi you’ll be a worgen soon…
Please… let me bite your hand…
Grovi… You’ll be a worgen soon…
Soon… But soon…
You’ll need a bone…

fade out with Grovi you’ll be a worgen soon…Please… let me bite your hand…Grovi… You’ll be a worgen soon…Soon… you’ll need a bone…

original song by neil Diamond, cover by urge Overkill

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That’s groovy.

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that escalated quickly

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Aaaa-ooo, aaaa-ooo, a pirate’s life for me!

We’re mangy, we’re matted, we’re worgen and how,
Wolf out, me 'earties, aaaa-ooo!
We sniff 'em and mark 'em and rip 'em to chow,
Sing out, me 'earties, aaaa-ooo!

We pillage, we plunder, we steal sheep and fight,
Wolf out, me 'earties, aaaa-ooo!
We kidnap and ravage and rage by moonlight,
Drink up, me 'earties, aaaa-ooo!

We’re alphas, we’re playas, we’re straight from Gilneas,
Wolf out, me 'earties, aaaa-ooo!
We’ll take Booty Bay or [Firallon] 'll spay us,
Howl out, me 'earties, aaaa-ooo!

Aaaa-ooo, aaaa-ooo, a pirate’s life for me!

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This is what happens when the hospital you work in is in lockdown, there’s hardly anything to do and you have to find something to do for 8 hours…

Most people would do something productive.

I go in the internet and ruin the wow forums with crap songs by butchering real songs and adding people on the forums into them.

My therapist said it’s good to keep my mind active.

Makes you wonder what his therapist tells him.

I’m inspirational!!!

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As long as you’re having fun…

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Just ghost him, it’s the 200 IQ move.

i also have prepared song for Grovi

translation:
get
get back
to work nae
get back tae work!

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This is not how you attract Grovi.

What you need to do is bring a whip and a leash.

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I always found bacon was a good way to attract them…

Or was it burning wood and Night elves…

I can’t remember it was a good night, I had a few drinkies on the beach, the heat coming from the distsant shore was just right, and no i don’t know how I ended up wearing the barmaids’ underwear.

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Anyone knows where twiluna went?

Threads like these are missing something without her XD

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Twilly has promised to return with a vengeance this friday :+1:t2:

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Oh she made a demon hunter?

She’s gonna end up with flak from the dh bashers…

(edit). Was gonna say that will cause havoc but that would be cheesy on a scale unknown to Cheetos

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