[ADRP] What is wrong with Stormwind RP?

I guess you’re not well-versed in these forums, but I can spoil something for you: Lilynore is here to bait. And you’re biting, biting hard.

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I still don’t get this concept of “bait”. I’m new here, yes. Don’t we just discuss things? What is the difference between “bait” post and “non-bait”? Maybe I could write better posts if I knew what the issue is.

Lilynore is a pretty low energy troll, but everyone enjoys engaging with the latest pantomime villain. From Hrothgar and Exaviel, to Brodef, and now to Lilynore.

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Virgin Lilynore ERP Troll:
Ruins events
Not funny
ERP freak
Trashy mog
Not best character of AD

VS

Chad Dud “Nar’zagh” Flex Troll:
Makes Events more fun by being a fun side character
Hogs no spotlight
Beloved by community
Fun for all the family
Low poly mog but still looks interesting
Once gave an alliance force Diarrhoea in RP-PvP
Best Side character on AD

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I’m not sure but this post looks like a bait. Let’s just ignore, shall we?

Virgin Stormwind RP;

-House Guilds are a blight,
-Military guilds are ashamed to even go to the public areas. As long as it’s not a Pub.
-Crime RP as if everyone is some sort of Drug Kingpin from the 60s and putting up toll roads in broad daylight.
-Every person apparently has the vocabulary of a drugged up Ewan McGregor during Trainspotting
-Harbour is the only decent place.

Chad True Dwarf Ironforge RP;
-Enjoyable time at the pubs,
-Decent building plots,
-Lack of un necessary curses, unless of course intoxicated or feeling the lack of care to.
-Begone ol’ Goldshire, hello Kharanos, pure and grand.
-Death Knights ain’t standing around no Light worshipping spot.
-A well rounded city for decent travel and RP.

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Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family,

Choose a ****ing big weapon,
Choose washing liners, Mechanochoppers,
Compact music players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol

And dental insurance.
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.

Choose warm wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase
In a range of ****ing fabrics.
Choose Carpentry and wondering who you

Are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch reading mind numbing,
Sprit-crushing Steamy Romance Novels,
Stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth.

Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
Pishing you last in a miserable home
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
****ed-up brats

You have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose life.

Choose Ironforge.

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Non-intrusive? You practically /danced your way onto a set of crates two people were using as a stall. No other emotes. Hopped right in, (after they set up IC) and /danced.

You then used the toys that a whole lot of people were using for immersive ‘table’ items as your love seats. Sitting on them and attempting to attract attention to yourselves while people were roleplaying and actually selling their stuff. Getting between a customer and a stall holder to ‘get their attention’ is not what I call non-intrusive. It was plain rude.

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Well that is not true at all.

  1. we chose crates that weren’t used by anyone, and I double checked that they weren’t used
  2. I think somebody of us accidentally clicked on love seat, sat there for less than a second and then it was removed immediately by shopkeeper. and that’s it basically
    Please don’t invent facts out of nowhere.

I see you’re typing again to respond, I urge you not to do so. You’re just giving Lilynore what she craves. I’m all for memeing but you’re taking this seriously and that’s bad juju

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Nah, I just wanted to…

Gigglesnort

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Guilds shouldn’t need to recruit in cathedral square (or anywhere) at all.
If your guild is cool and epic enough, people will hear about it and ask to join on their own.
If you have to stand around and -ask- people to join, you’re doing it wrong.

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Guild can’t be heard of immediately after it was created, don’t you think?
But, we now often get whispers asking to join, and many become good and loyal members, so I guess we reached the point of being cool and epic. But I still don’t see why can’t we also ask people politely if they want to join? Why is it bad?

Maybe it’s because your TRP is full of sexual content and you’re in a goldshire guild. Gee, I dunno.

Average forum poster: Lilynore you’re an ERPer.

Lilynore: OHH NO I’M NOT.

Audience: OHH YES YOU ARE.

It’s like the time I went to see Robot Wars live. Sort of.

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Wait, what are you saying about Robot Wars. Need info here.

Some teddy bear robot stole Sir Killalot’s porridge, so he set him on fire.

Stormwind is the porridge and Lilynore is the teddy bear that the audience shouted to be punished I guess.

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My main robot Sir Killalot. I demanded I got a remote control version of him when I was a kid. The remote control version was considerably less impressive than I had hoped for, and couldn’t even ravage any of my other toys.

Seeing Sir Killalot in the flesh (metal?) was pretty rad. I still remember how grumpy he was when he’d just woken up and found his breakfast missing.

It was some kind of robotic, reverse Goldilocks.

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I cleaned it up long time ago, it’s now perfectly safe and 12+ friendly.
Our guild is based in Goldshire because, well, just happened. It doesn’t mean much.