Action! Adventure! Alliteration!
Big trouble, big badguys - bigger explosions!
You’ll laugh; you’ll cry; you’ll want your money back!
Tough luck; for in the world of Adventure Incorporated, there are no refunds!
Fire tore into the sky; the mighty tower buckled and cracked, splintering into pieces as the fierce machine at its base tore itself apart - fracturing the earth with a series of flashes and bangs, before utterly erupting in a tremendous explosion!
“Go…GO!”
Our team of adventurers needed no encouragement; bellowing a cheer, they tore for the exit - leaping through tumbling debris and torrents of steam, as the world shattered around them!
“YOU HAVE FAILED-!”
The cry came after them; a seething screech, boiling with hatred - the voice of the Mistress herself, flooding the tumbling halls with her fury.
“IT MATTERS NOT THAT YOU DEFEAT US TODAY! FOR ANOTHER WILL RISE- AND ANOTHER!”
She continued to screech - as elsewhere, a flying hand shot down; a wry grin exchanged between the orc, and his stumbling forsaken ally, wrenched back out of the splintering chasm moments before it collapsed.
“AND MORE AFTER THAT! FOR YOU CANNOT STOP EVIL; YOU CAN ONLY POSTPONE ITS ASCENSION-! SO WHY?!”
The Mistress fumed; glaring upwards - at the towering adventurers, forsaken and troll, tauren and goblin alike, who now loomed over her, the blazing tower illuminating them from behind, even as it toppled downwards, collapsing in on itself, bringing an end to the Mistresses’ latest diabolical scheme.
They never looked back. Cool guys never look back at explosions.
“Do you PERSIST?!”
The Mistress hissed; through gritted teeth.
The adventures smiled; exchanging glances amongst one another in turn.
“Because we’re the good guys”
One spoke - stepping forwards; gun slung over her shoulder.
“And wherever the badguys spring up - we’re the folks to knock 'em down”.
“Sooo…”
Kaitylinn mused, taking a drag on her cigar - throwing a glance between two of her newfound friends; another forsaken woman, and a goblin.
“You guys don’t look back at explosions?”
“Nope”
Chuckled the goblin - offering Kaitylinn a grin in return.
“Me neither; fancy doin’ this again sometime?”
She offered him down a hand - a firm, Westfall country shake. He took it; the pact was made.
“So long as there’s still money in it - I’m thinking…same time next week?”
(TL;DNR - An ingame community of various guilds with a similar action/adventure theme, grouping together to RP with each other, and share events when we can! Bit more towards the hammier side of the setting - so expect big explosions, and hopefully, big fun?! Not an aggressive takeover; everyone can still do their own thing as they please, might just be fun to work with likeminded folks on occasion!)
GOOOOOD MORNING ARGENT DAWN!
Got a question for you I do!
Do you run a guild full of COOL DUDES?!?
Is that guild full of COOL DUDES so COOL, that not one of those dudes EVER looks back at explosions?!
Do you love action, adventure - and alliteration to boot?!
Well! Do we have the community for you; Adventure Incorporated, starting right now!
Basically, it’s (or at least, we really hope it will become!) a community channel and MAYBE a discord, full of guilds (mostly Horde, but certainly Alliance too if we can crack the communication issues!) with a similar theme - the aforementioned Action, Adventure, and MAYBE a little Arson on the side?!
In other words - if you run a guild that’s all about going out into the world, getting into all sorts of trouble, and most importantly getting PAID for the privilege, this might be the place for you!
So far, we’re only two (small!) guilds:
Shadow Runners
&
Dust Devils
But we’d love to have some more - that we might expand a community, and do some cool RP with guilds of a similar theme!
We’re a bit more towards the ‘zanier’ side of the lore than some - this is, after all, a setting where time-travelling orc started a industrial revolution in spaaaaaace, so if you’re looking for down to earth, low fantasy RP, this might not be what you’re looking for!
BUT! If you’re cool with cranking the hammier bits of the setting Blizzard denies they provide (we all saw you put those machine guns on the front of that spider tank, Patch 8.2, don’t you deny it) - then we might just have what you’re looking for!
OBVIOUSLY - this is just a community of likeminded friends with smaller guilds, all getting together to boost numbers sometimes if they’re struggling. It is most certainly not a hostile corporate takeover! So you can absolutely still do your own thing, with your own guild in private when you want to!
BUT! When you ARE running an event and looking for more people; or would like to partake in one planned by somebody else; or collaborate with other guilds to create a bigger event still - or even if you’re just looking for casual RP with folks on a similar wavelength! That’s where Adventure Incorporated step in!
If any of this sounds like your cup of tea - then by all means, give us a try! We’d be happy to have you aboard!
Our community channel is below: or feel free to give me, or any other GM of Adventure Incorporated, a poke in game! Whether as a guild or an individual, we’re happy to have you aboard!
Peace out, gamers!! See you on the flip side!