Alliance dialogues be like

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You can get a debit card at 11 in the UK so long as you have parental permission.

He doesn’t care about justice because Uther is using it all for his drinks.

When I asked him if he puts in a nice lemonade in, he said “No, just ice.”

Because the Alliance is childlike and pathetic.

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SylvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!

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The joke was already made - and with far less hypocrisy involved

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It would be nice if bosses when they were about to die said something interesting before fleeing briefly.

Cause WoW is 12+ when it should be 18+

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:joy: HAHAHA :rofl:

Thanks for the laugh m8, that truly makes having to get upp at 05:00 for work allot better.

But yeh, its a 12+ game so you kinda need to enjoy all the stereotype «supervillan/superhero chat».

I really think they ought to do better than the Jailer, though. He really has just been pulled out of a hat. No back story. No discernible personality. Look at Arthas, Illidan, Sylvanas, Garrosh. At least these people had / have some sort of identity.

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Excellent. Thank you

This reminds me of Exile’s Reach Alliance side


Ugh my heart!!!

Shut up and take my money!

Yeah, that’s was cringey af

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I was just here to remind you.

i would be content with our faction leaders acting like statesmen carrying the burden of their nations on their shoulders.

You know, like
 kings, queens, generals and politicians. Not like a bunch of personal friends on a funny weekend trip. When did Taelia, a former simple city guard from Boralus, become friends with world leaders anyways? Is that how it works? Spend maybe 3 months with them, talk about your father and BAM! BFF with the most important people on the planet?

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and where is velen


Playing with his staff.

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Archimonde was cliche, KJ was cliche, DW was cliche, Old Gods are cliche. So is Sauron. The list goes on.

If you think about it, a lot of villains are cliche not just in WoW, but in every media. The best villain I can think of is actually Solas (Dragon Age) or Garrosh in the WoW universe.

Hell, even Gwyn in Dark Souls is a better villain than most other media and he is not uttering a single word in the game.

I’m just more tired of the dialogue that calls us “PATHETIC MORTALS”. This is what actually makes them sound like a cliche. Many of the villains have different motives and wouldn’t be called cliche if the dialogue wasnt.

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The Jailer isn’t only generic in terms of speech but he also look so generic and boring as well. Damn, I’d rather they’d made him look like unholy Hades like they portrayed him as at Blizzcon