Alliance dialogues be like

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why are alliance dialogues so childlike and pathetic?

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Target audience.

:smirk:

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What about…

“Where is she…?”
“For Teldrassil…”

:thinking:

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target audience isn’t 6 year olds so you need to get some help with perception of reality

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Explains the peons dialogue. :smirk:

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Zug zug!

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Scientific studies show that 90% of internet users who calls other’s “children” as an insult are children themselves. :face_with_monocle:

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HAH! FOOL! YOU ARE NO MATCH AGAINST ME!
PATHETIC MORTAL!

yawn

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I´m sorry, Ret… but as a horde main, I agree with Nagrash on this one.

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ENOUGH! I TIRE OF THESE GAMES!

And play the scooby dooby do theme.

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The jailer is already soooo boring.
Yet another cliché vilain, evil for the sake of being evil, calling us “mortals” only to die 2 minutes later.
I’m so done with this archetype. They need to hire better writers.

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World Of Warcraft Shadowlands rated 3+. Get it now and get your free murloc teddy, and your very own baby murloc album as you travel the world of Azeroth!

Target audience mate , wow doesn’t have the most intellectual of players , not trying to offend anyone , wow is uber simple by all means .
If u want check the statistics of how many mythic raiders or high keys or high arena rating without cheats we actually have .
Hollywood fingerprint for 12 year kids , the game is pegi 12 .

Pfft, it’s Blizz, it won’t be free. On the store for the low low price of €1000 or the blood of your first born child…

On topic, I don’t see what’s childish in the pictures dialogue? Do the horde have a more “grown up” version for comparison? :woman_shrugging:

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12 year olds don’t have credit cards. Pretty sure most WoW players are adults, age 20-35, and would enjoy better writing than just “mortal!” being shouted every 15 seconds.

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It’s not the alliance, that’s the current blizzard writing and voice acting departments right now…

sort of taking a cliff dive along with the content and systems teams :slight_smile:

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Ok the faction jests aside. I think this is problem with not just Blizzard writing, but US based entertainment writing that tries to belittle their audience thinking into 0 and have content as plain and shallow as possible so that everyone would get it. It is the curse of mainstream.

It is not the way all developers go as, but I have seen the trend with major USA based companies. Same with TV and cinema. Do not act surprised, it is when twitter level of content is needed elsewhere too so that audience wouldn’t get confused too much.

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! xD

lmoa xD

Nagrash nailed this so perfectly.

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Thats true
But credit card is one thing, debit card (a plastic payment card that can be used instead of cash when making purchases. It is similar to a credit card, but unlike a credit card, the money is immediately transferred directly from the cardholder’s bank account when performing any transaction.) is another and most countries even under 10 years you could have a debit card
In the USA i think its 14 (or 14+) the minimum age for it