Oh, that’s right! It’s another one of those posts! Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
I do most of these style of forum posts more as a creative outlet, as well as living in hopeful optimism… For… Eternity. Plz, Blizz, plz. Previous posts include such masterpieces as arguing for Jinyu and Hozen, whilst simultaneously derailing my own thread and pushing purely for Hozen because they’re cooler! (Sorrynotsorry.)
I guess it’d be best to set this out as more of a “allied race profile” than a massively wordy argument, but if I can think of anything by the time I reach the end of said profile? Expect paragraphs!
Okay, so…
Allied Race: Sethrak
Faction: Horde
Gender dimorphism?: No, nobody wants snakes with breasts. Maybe some do, but we don’t talk about them. Makes your job easier, huh Blizzard?
Classes: Warrior, Rogue, Hunter, Priest, Shaman, Warlock(?), Mage, Monk, Death Knight (cuz everyone gets those last two nowadays)
Race Capital/Starting zone: Instanced version of Temple of Sethraliss, Dazar’alor
Racial Mount: Krolusk. Duh. (Maybe give them some kind of Worgen-esque Running Wild skill? slithers furiously)
Heritage Armour: They literally wear it. Sethrak NPCs look so cool!
Pretense/Why They Joined?: With Korthek dead and the Sethrak being near numberless (have you seen how many eggs snakes can lay?), it stands to reason that SOME Faithless would doubt their leadership after literally having Sethraliss’s power rubbed in their face. Like… “Ohai, Faithless, heard you talkin’ smack. Well? BAM!”, I imagine there’d be a sudden influx of Faithful.
Opening Cinematic: Your snek is walking through the Temple of Sethraliss, to meet with (the now High Priest of Sethraliss) Vorrik.
"For too long, the lost children of Sethraliss followed a false prophet and sought to bring chaos to the lands of Zandalar… But times change, just like the sands. Through a show of force and faith, the lost children’s faith in Sethraliss has been restored! As one of the new converts, all eyes will be on you, youngling, to prove our place amongst our new allies.
Under the banner of Zandalar, we fight… For the Horde!"
^ Eh? Eh? Not bad, right?
Of course, there are two stinking issues: Gear models and Vulpera relations.
- Blizzard are not a small indie company, will a little effort, they could modify existing gear to the Sethrak skeleton. It’s kinda just a long Goblin, anyway. They already have a model, animations and an awful lot of voice files. So… C’mon.
- The Faithful weren’t entirely indifferent to the Vulpera and I daresay it’d be easier than expected to work together. Even then, if some racial enmity (in a video game, just to clarify) really a bad thing? It could make for some interesting storylines!
Plus, y’know, danger noodles. I live in hope.
~ Bartrum