An Orc's performance returned! (Song Parody)

Varok Saurfang

the old Orc stands upon the stage, he does a simple bow as he takes out his guitar and begins to play.

" Honor hides under the water
Honor is my only friend
Honor stands beside the doorway
And Honor needs to Return!

a Hero of his time dressed in Red
Happy enough to commit suicide
he said that the Horde will live on forever~

Forever shackled to his past so vast!
Would you like to see his point of view?
he said that the Horde will live on Forever~

Say his name Varok Saurfang and take control
Of your heart of your mind and of your soul!
What a shame Varok Saurfang that you can’t live on forever~

And in Nagrand there is a lovely grave
Besides his fallen son and wife.
He said that the Horde will live on forever

Forever shackled to his past so vast!
Would you like to see his point of view?
he said that the Horde will live on Forever~

Say his name Varok Saurfang and take control
Of your heart of your mind and of your soul!
What a shame Varok Saurfang that you can’t live on forever~"

Offender
the orc bows to the applause and silent and then a wicked laughs happens in an echo, the Orc screams as he holds to his head the elements cry as the void itself invades. Quickly he play on his guitar

" Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began~

Send in your Champions
Sing as their might go marching in, again
They need him buried deep
The secrets that you know he keeps.
Are you ready?
His finished with absence!
Done pleading ignorance
it’s all so strange~

Spinning infinity, N’zoth
The wheel is spinning you
It’s never-ending, never-ending
Same old story!!!

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the offender!
What if I say It’s time to surrender?
What if I say You are just like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the offender
What if I say it’s time to surrender?

In time our soul untold
You’re just another soul for sale, oh well
The page is out of print
We are not permanent
We’re temporary, temporary
Same old story~

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the offender!
What if I say It’s time to surrender?
What if I say You are just like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the offender
What if I say it’s time to surrender?

his the voice inside your head
You refuse to hear
his the madness you cannot face
bring out your tears~
it’s to your right to your left~
You’re the enemy~
He’s the one true god that will take you down!
Bring you to your knees~

So who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?

Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the offender!
What if I say It’s time to surrender?
What if I say You are just like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the offender
What if I say it’s time to surrender?

What if I say I’m not like the others?
(Keep you in the dark)
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
(You know they all pretend)
You’re the Offender!
(Who dares)
What if I say It’s time to surrender?

What if I say I’m not like the others?
(Keep you in the dark)
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
(You know they all pretend)
You’re the offender
(Who dares)
What if I say It’s time to surrender?

So who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?"

Resist
the Orc violently cries out as the power of the elements return to him banishing the shadow from within, her falls to a knee before he begins to play again

"Do not listen to his voice~
Don’t let him take control!
Remember the Honor that makes you whole!
Keep his tendrils away with this tone~
Do not let him turn your heart to Stone!
Grind his minions to bones!

Resist his evil, resist his voice!
Don’t be lured by his promise!
Remember you always have a choice!
Make a stance and do not give in to his demands!
Do not… let gooooooo!
Of your soul!

Do not fear him, don’t let him know.
stand strong and let it show.
He is the enemy let it be known~
N’zoth!
the Heroes will come for you!

Resist his evil, resist his voice!
Don’t be lured by his promise!
Remember you always have a choice!
Make a stance and do not give in to his demands!
Do not… let gooooooo!
Of your soul!

You are stronger, you are better, do not give in~
Banish away the fiend through the power of the Heeeeeeeeeeeeeart!
Begone begone begone begone!
Earth, fire and fury heeeeeeeed my Caaaaalll!
and send him Awaaaaaaaayyyyy!

Resist his evil, resist his voice!
Don’t be lured by his promise!
Remember you always have a choice!
Make a stance and do not give in to his demands!
Do not… let gooooooo!
Of your soul!

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