Appreciate these little guys too! đź’š

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So, now we have quite a few appreciation threads… 2 for vulperas, 1 for gnomes and mechagnomes, aside from customizations for everyone’s favorites races (especially elves, no matter the type), yet something is missing…

We are missing a small, green-skinned race that is heavily responsible for the economy of Azeroth through running auction houses and providing mostly safe trading routes.

Without them, you wouldn’t simply be as rich as you are - be it your weapons, armor, trade goods, food, ammunition or other reagents, let alone money for making an advantageous deal - chances are they have a hand in it. Yes, I wouldn’t have my share of felweed either, had it not been for their auction house… unless someone with a fiery crimson mane secretly steals it :herb:

Which race is it, you ask? If you haven’t found out already…

Goblins!

Whatever the trade, especially Engineering, it wouldn’t be nearly as neat without their influence… these little daredevils sure know how to kick it up a notch! :ok_hand::firecracker:

So, everyone, take a moment to appreciate these greenskins… especially the one that hides inside you. Now’s the perfect time.

We are all goblins inside.

Except me. Beware my inner succubus…
After all, your money’s no good if your will is mine. :smiling_imp:

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Goblins stole my bike and sold it to a tauren…was hilarious to watch.

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Gtl friend , gambling ,tinkering ,laundry !

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Goblins should also be exterminated!

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We don’t make jokes… we make money!

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i think goblins are my second favourite race right after tauren.

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My inner Bobby Kotick just shed a tear!

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Time is money friend.

So you’re in the market for a new one then? Do I have the deal for you! Sweet little thing, only two previous owners, a human mage and a tauren, but it’s in very… working… condition.

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Goblins FTW!!! Tastier than Gnomes, less diseases than Vulpera!

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I rather like Goblins, their starting zone Kezan is one of my personal favourites in fact.

But about me being a goblin on the inside…

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Goblins are like the stereotypical idea of how people think capitalism work.

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With explosions and laughter?

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No it’s more about the idea of capitalism being exploitative and not caring for anything other than profit.

It’s all bs, but that’s what a lot of people think.

Even saying that capitalism cares about something is ridiculous, people care about something, capitalism is just an idea.

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They’re probably the biggest money launderers in WoW.

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If I can punts it I likes it

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I should slap you so hard for that slur…

Holds up Dunkiee by her collar and waves a finger in her face
Behave.

Shotgun. Always have a shotgun when you see a goblin.

Word!

You just made it onto Soul Cat’s menu.

This goblin I like however. He would make a fine risen dead.

This paladin also gets it. Although goblin is a bit scrawny and you need to shear off a lot of gristle.

Especially when Deathwing comes along. Burn you wretches… Burn!!

Tifa has earned the privilege of living another reset week.

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insert an Austin Powers “yea baby” gif I can’t post due to still no TL3 back

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If goblins could be monks there would be a real risk of my considering it as they are a really characteristic race. I love the Monk class play style wise however and can’t compromise that.

It needs to happen. It makes no sense why it can’t happen. If goblins can be priests and walk around with a very contrived faith in the light that they’re obvious about not being wholly genuine then why on earth can’t they do the same for monks?

As everyone knows the natural and holistic medicines are full of snake oil salesman and dodgey lifestyle coach hacks, this is exactly what goblins could do. They take the Pandaren philosophy and bastardise it into some gimmicky “experience”

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based and anticapitalism pilled