I think leaving them off is part of the joke
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Priest
New Hero Talent set: Shieldbot
Power Word: Shield absorbs 1000% more damage.
Power Word: Shield has no cooldown.
Power Word: Shield lasts for 30 seconds.
Power Word: Shield is your only spell.
That was WOD Disco.
I read this first thing this morning and my mouth was opening wider and wider until I suddenly realised the date. I then felt stupid but re-read and had a good laugh at almost everything.
My favourites were probably ‘This is not a bug. It’s just how socks move on to the afterlife.’ (I shall now think that every time I can only find 1 sock) and also the 90 minute queue for a 3 minute dungeon …
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It had me more like 3 mins
If you have time and personnel for this then I suggest you invest your resources fixing the game instead.
Okay I want the person or people who wrote this to get a raise. We all know avocado toast is THE number one reason why kids these days don’t get houses, and it’s time old expletive deleteds take up the shovel to dig their own grave and pay for their future generations’ avocado toast. Because it’s the right thing to do, now chop chop, chump, start digging! And make it snappy!
edit, forgot to add, the class changes reminded of an old fun video about classes, the one thing I still remember is “The int buff allows the warrior to speak”.
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Oh, I really want that flying Brutosaur, that is really good idea 
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Added an option to view all Xal'atath cinematics at two-foot level.
Removed the option to zoom-out during Xal’atath cinematics.
Fixed a bug with the Xal'atath character model where her shoes were unintentionally visible. The artist who implemented the shoes has been transferred to a different department.
All Xal’atath cinematics are now rated M for “Maybe Not”.
I’m sad about the lack of a rubber chicken mount now though…
It really got me interested about SWIM and the new fake raid !
Too bad …
Make it happen!
- Enlist the new NPC Grand Pappy to sit on your front porch while you’re away and yell “Get off my lawn!” to any intruders who dare step on your freshly mown grass.
If this isn’t actually in the game then I’m going to be very disappointed.
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Posts like this always make me sad. Writers are not devs. Completely different jobs, completely different skills.
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Is this you?
If reading an opinion on the internet about a videogame makes you sad, then you have a problem.
Same company, same money.
Funny comment coming from someone who has 15000+ posts and has been God knows how many years ragebaiting people in this forum, it seems like you project a lot.
Thank God we have you to enlighten us.
Originally I was gonna write a full reply as of why this has nothing to do and why you didn’t understand a single thing about my comment but after some thought I came to the conclusion that you’re not worth the time. Block+Report and moving on.
You’re certainly wracking up the false reports.
There are no false reports, both you and the other guy usually reply with inflammatory responses whose only purpose is to trigger a negative reaction on the other person, thus every single report is 100% deserved.
I suggest you both to do an exercise and read your own responses and you’ll realize very quickly why nobody wants to interact with any you.
Also, guess who’s next on the block list.
Think you can manage to block someone with less performative virtue signalling next time?
Dont make the real April Fools joke “no more M+ class tuning until S3”…
Guys… Class tuning… 
I don’t understand why people think writing some mock patch notes is the same as developing anything in game.
It’s just a bit of fun fluff. Some people have no sense of fun.
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