If there’s anything we know about WoW players, it’s that you want more. In this patch, we’re adding more of everything. More dungeons, more classes, more races, more pets and more mounts and more flight paths and more words on the screen. Unless you want more empty spaces, in which case—we've cut the words and we’re adding more empty spaces! “More more more” is our motto. Read on for more.
It was funny until I read the class changes. No Druids? Come on!!! You can do better than that
The class notes would’ve been even more fun if they read: “Shaman - Elemental - Reverted Primordial Wave changes introduced in Patch 11.1” because we all know it’s not happening at this point. You could at least joke about it.
to be fair I can see Sunflower not as a dungeon but as a devle scenario? It would be so awesome! “You fight with patinets trauma” - simply go to the NPC, talk and then in some part of delve some number fo mobs would spawn with ultimate boss that is patched up from all fears of patients i.e. super fast with long hands and no head etc
The “3-minute-long dungeon starts with a minimum 90-minute queue to get into” cracked me up
Wasn’t the Panda race an April Fool’s joke once?
Ayo you promised more races and there aren’t any.
New System: S.W.I.M.
… oh.
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Yes, it was a running gag for years. So many times in fact that it really couldn’t be overlooked in the end.
Items
- New Mount: Rubber Chicken – It’s exactly what it sounds like. Ride a giant rubber chicken through Azeroth, squeaking and bouncing along the way. The more rubber chickens that are gathered together, the louder the chorus.
- New Mount: Flying Brutosaur – This baby’s got everything: an auctioneer, a barber, a mailbox, a portal room, and the entire Exodar. The Prophet Velen has begged us to not do this, but it’s what everyone wants, right?
- New Mount: Mudskipper – Skip through the mud in style, with all the grace of a long fishy frog that has spotted fins. Please note that Mudskipper can only be mounted in the mud near a body of water. Just look at their big, huge mouth though!
- The bracer equipment slot has been removed, and two new slots added for socks. Matching pairs of socks get a set bonus, but sometimes one of the pair simply vanishes. This is not a bug. It’s just how socks move on to the afterlife.
I would be up for all of those!
Where are druid changes???
Please fix the Darkmoon charger not flying and unable to be used by horde toons. Ta!
With all the “holes” in Azeroth one can be certain that she’s not an Old God, not even a Titan, not an Ethereal… she is… a cheese competing with an Emmental for the holiest cheese about. That’s a part of the cheese taunting us above Hallowfal, always taunting them by going stale from time to time.
I’m so happy that we’ve moved on from April 1 patch notes looking like an improvement on the live game
Smallvoker would be fun though. Finally my draconic kobold dreams will come true…
It’d be really funny to actually add the Paladin talent set tho haha jkjk
Unless?
…aww do love these type posts
Warrior’s here is blizzard solution for the class:
Warriors now yell continuously while charging. Volume increases based on distance traveled.
Congratulations blizzardo, you really understood that the community needs
As someone who loved Shout Barbarian in D2, I approve of Shoutmaster hero talent for Warrior
Druids cannot have april 1 fun
These stopped being funny like 10 years ago.
This is an april fools joke kinda thing right?tell me its a joke please!
Had a few laughs. Definitely want those priest bubble changes!