Are we (Gnomes and Goblins) forced to play a funny/cute role?

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Orcs and Worgens should play a funny role, you know, just for an expansion or two. At least female Goblin doesn’t have a funny voice, while i can’t say that for a female Gnome and male Gnome/Goblin. Being small doesn’t make us cute and funny. Just take a look at master Yoda.
Give us a voice of a Night Elves or Taurens, Orcs … Make us look like more … like … when Orcs and Humans see us they would start sweating and knee before us and prey for mercy. Remove “laugh” from all other races when they spot a goblin or a gnome. Make a male Tauren instant die when a gnome mouse over/target him, female Tauren should survive with a 10% health.

Not sure if i am trolling or not …

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Gnomes don’t have funny voices… I can see the fear in those mean brute Orc’s eyes when I let out my warcry. Or perhaps it’s just annoying for them… :roll_eyes: I need to do extencive research on this subject and then return to you. I’ll have to ask the Night warriors to round up some orc test subjects in cages for me…

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Don’t pick the miniature race if you don’t want to feel inadequate.

I’d imagine it’s similar to your sex life, only this time you can actually choose something bigger.

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One race designed for punting.
Other one for extortion, money laundering and you know the rest…

:grinning:

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Blood Elf giving advise on inadequacy? Isnt the main reason for your race because you dont like your self irl so you choose to look like something actually attractive?

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Honestly I don’t think I’d want 2 ft long eyebrows and ears, but at least you agree gnomes are an unattractive race, so why you’d pick one is troubling, I’m sensing a touch of self-hate.

Learn to love yourself brother, even if you can’t quite see into the mirror from down there.

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Sheesh, I can imagine you thinking these jabs at the Gnomes are original lol. Well Orcs aren’t attractive, Worgens aren’t attractive (unless you’re a furry) so the reason I chose Gnomes is because I think they’re cool. My main for example is a DK who I made look like a Leper Gnome. Imo Gnomes are far better than your frilly skirt wearing race

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Opposed to the blood elf is a pretty boy joke? I at least think my jokes (not jabs) are funny.

Oh look, a skirt joke. :stuck_out_tongue:

Each to their own opinion, but it’s a little unfair seeing how one gnome is a much smaller sample size than a whole blood elf, orc or worgen. Makes it hard to see the anomaly’s.

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Don’t shoot the postman for bringing bad news. This is what it is since God knows how many years :grinning:

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Im SURE you get this joke ALL the time buddy boi
Since when does size in an fantasy game matter?

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Are you implying blood elves are rarely mocked as being feminine?

Contrary to what you’ve been told, size always matters, buddy boi.

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Maybe for the ERP race youre playing

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Everyone knows male gnomes with pink beards are the most frequent visitors to the goldshire inn basement.

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Imagine being proud of playing a gnome oof.

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Says the most ugly female option lol

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Thats because its the best pick up spot for Draenei dicc

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But in all seriousness, wtf are you doing here? You’re a Kultiran Female ffs. Bruh you worse than the Dwarf females lol, youre basically a tall female dwarf but more ugly

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Short answer : Yes.

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The goblin female that’s in the AH in Ogrimmar totally has a New York/New Jersey accent.

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Gnome voices are so high I can’t even hear them. punts