I got one:
You are so evil, that in order to summon you to a dungeon, i have to use Ritual of Doom.
(Made that one myself <3 )
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Your mama is so fat that first time she logged in to WoW, she immediately got the Explorer title and achievement
I’ll get my coat…
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Yo mama’s so fat that when a rogue does shadowstep on her he gets loading screen.
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Pandarens.
Nuff said.
Mekkatorque was never chosen to be the leader, he was Gnomenated.
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what does a cobold with too much candles say when you enter in combact with him?
“You take no chandelier”!
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Why didn’t the warrior cross the road?
No path available.
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One of my favourites:
3 women in Goldshire Inn talking about their husbands bedroom prowess.
The first one says "My husband is a warrior and he has the stamina to go all night "
The second one says “My husband is a rogue and he likes doing it from behind”
The third one blushes and says “My husband is a mage and I hate polymorph!!”
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A dwarf walks OUT of a bar…
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Class balance team
Badumtsss
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laughs in druid
OMG, even on the forums your jokes are terrible 
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Oh yes , do i know you from somewhere 
Edit - looking at your armoury, you look like someone i know…
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what you call 40 paladins in a lake?
a bubble bath!
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Why do warriors make terrible builders??
Too much haste and charge too much…
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I went into a butcher in Gnomeragan and bet him 6000 gold he couldn’t reach a sirloin on the first shelf- he replied ’ You win, the steaks are too high!’
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Don’t know what you mean, I was just checking my posts and found you in the most obvious place in the forums. It’s not like we work together or anything 
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yo momma so fat she capped at level 58 because she couldnt fit through the dark portal
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Yo momma so fat even Kul Tirans are proud of themselves
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