Ah poisonous pancakes (yes)
Murderous macaroons (not bad)
Viper’s venom topped with cream (hurrah)
Cyanide custard pie (great)
Ah! Special iced arsenic cake (oh yes, laughs)
Take a big bowl of strychnine
Cream with hemlock till its green
Take a glass of paraffin
Warm it up and tip it in.
No I’ll put in two for luck
Add a spot of copium
Marinate a leach in scum
Sprinkle with some chopped frog’s spawn
(Now we add a peppercorn)
Nooo! Ah oh well
Crumble up your arsenic
In a glass of narcotic
Add two spoons of castor oil
Put them on the stove to boil
No I’ll put in three for luck
Put some snake’s blood in a bowl
Then stir in a crushed tadpole
Add a thimble full of glue
(Add a spot of suger too)
Nooo! No? Oh well
Add rat poison to the brew
Cobra’s venom goes in too
Sweeten it with orange juice
Three segments is what you use
No I think just one will do
Thicken all with mandrake root
Decorate with moldy fruit
Just before the funeral (??)
Add a spot of vitriol
Nooo!! Oh yes!
(Haha I know it’ll be a good idea)
