… has critical strike and mastery on the shirt slot.
But doesn’t feel like he needs a shirt. He removes it before a fight to make it less unfair to the opponents.
Who’s Chuck Norris?
Who? This guy?
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REALLY dont you know chuck norris and his memes???
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I came across Chuck Norris in the open world one time I was questing. You know that giant sword that is sticking out in Silithus? Yeah well lots of people don’t know this but that wasn’t originally meant for Azeroth but for Chuck Norris. Somehow, someway Chuck and Sargeras got off on bad footh and started brawling. Thing is, Sargeras didn’t count on Norris’s skull being made out of steel and Norris easily deflected the sword without scratch by just head bumping it. Right before it slid down into Azeroth he gave Sargeras a cosmic butt whoop with his left foot, kicking Sargeras into space. Good riddance if you ask me.
As I was spectating the whole ordeal behind a rock cowering in fear, I asked Mr Norris what he was gonna do next now that Azeroth is relieved from one of its biggest threat. As he grimmed and sipped some whiskey from the glass he was holding (mind you he never let go of the glass during the whole fight), he said: “I’m gonna get me some of Azeroth’s finest elves tonight and see with that world brings me tomorrow”. True legend.
Bruce can only do that because he trains with nonechucks.
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