Comparing WoW to chocolate

Many people wonder why things seem so bad so perhaps this can shed some insight.

Consider WoW as a bar of chocolate, on it’s own it is great.

Then naturally we add more chocolate onto that, because everyone loves more chocolate.

Perhaps now we add some caramel, caramel chocolate is nice

At this part, how about we put in some nougart, that should go well right?

After that, perhaps we wrap the milk chocolate in white chocolate that can only be good.

I suppose put some jelly in at this point…?

slot in some biscuit because crunchy.

I think at this point, basically have to wrap it in dark chocolate too.

Anyway, by the tim we have finished constantly adding new aspects to this chocolate bar, it will have so much good things stuffed into it that it will even make an elephant puke… but why? good + good can only mean good right?

Obviously that is wrong because of the concept that there is such a thing as too good and this is the point where something that was good has had one too many ingredients added to it and has thus broken itself.

Take the chocolate bar which I described, no individual component of it is “bad” and yet the entire concept of that chocolate bar is inherently broken because it will simply drop a sugar overdose on anyone or anything that dares consume it.

This applies to WoW also because despite no individual component that was added being bad, the overall combination of it all becomes the sickening oversugared chocolate bar of doom.

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The problem is that they keep breaking the good parts of the chocolate off after each expansion and then add inferior flavors to it. Why did they remove interesting stats on gear, why did they remove customizable gem slots, why did they remove so many interesting abilties. I to this day do not understand why they didn’t make the artifact abilities baseline or added another talent row to compensate.

My point is they’re not adding they are removing good things and adding things nobody cares for or asked about.

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WoW is like a box of chocolates; no one can agree on the best piece, some are nutty, some are great and by the end of it, all that’s left are the flavours nobody liked.

Marzipan? Who ever asked for that?!

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Alot of the problem WoW is experiencing is because they have been trying to direct it towards a story-driven MMORPG and that is not sitting well with alot of the older players, the lore should be there but you should have to go looking for it rather than it being overbearing upon the individual.

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