Zug-zug, I’ll hold you, I’ll hold you good.
I do enjoy being held. No funny business.
I will happily hold you…and throw you into volcano
The long, long trip to any of the active ones would be ample opportunity to have you change your mind! Consider it a joint vacation.
Oh please, don’t be a warlock and casting filthy fel, else I’d love you…
Turn to elements and become Elementalist, like Ortell
You may roast my looks, but I swear I will take you out for dinner and show you a good time!
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Let me cook. Elven meat is pretty good.
Ya might be one o’ those hunchback creepin’ Darkspear, but at least ya a troll.
Yessssss
But please dont bring that Bwonsaemdi with you on the date.
We dont get along
Oh, I don’t think so.
Lasses love lads in uniforms, right?
Well, -yes-, but another uniform if you get me.
We can have a drink together and a pleasant conversation, but that’s about it.
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Can I ride around on your antler crown?
You can, just hold very still.
cocks arrow
This will only hurt a second.
Oh a rangari, very good…
I am a good orc, let’s have a trip to Nagrand…
You’re that eager to meet your ancestors, huh? Please lead the way, I won’t be putting arrows in your back 
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Oh, well, to begin this, we shall have blessings from ancestors don’t we? You ride the Talbuk, i ride the wolf, let’s go 
You stole my 1000th post in this thread. I’m furious now. No date.
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I will arrange a date for you, with this here pyre.