Actually… 
Hungry? You sneaky little scoundrel! Let me give you a hug! And a kiss
And there is a 50-50% chance we stabs each other in the back
Life is boring
Carpe noctem!
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I’ll seize your night.
And potentially some other valuables, depending on the job. But afterwards we can go out for dinner!
Is this some sort of twisted joke?
No.
Never. No.
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N-notice me Onii-chan?
(Skip me)
You’re looking a bit troll, dear. And a bit female.
Things are not off to a great start, let us leave it that that.
You’re positively female and elven.
Let’s date.
No
But i’ve run short on brain samples.
your contribution to science would be most appreciated!
I would sooner crash the Vindicaar atop an orphanage. It’s not me, it’s you.
I hope there’s a mini-bar and some silken pillows on the Vindicaar. Or in the orphanage.
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Please crash your Vindicaar on me 
Oh bah, a green rat came in between me and that Lightfearing beauty.
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What’s wrong with a bit of green?
I’m past my tatted bad boy phase.
Well then, it’s time to pray to Elune and repent your sins from your tatted bad boy phase.
Are you even alowed to date?
Sorry darling, the laws of the priesthood of Elune is a mistery for me
You could explain it to me tho’ over a bottle of Arcwine
I’ve heard a little temptation is good for your soul
Then you can explain to me how that is acceptable “fashion” in the Suramar Empire.
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Suramar is an Empire?
Well I be damned…
…oaky, probably will, but you get my point
As for a date?
Why not! I will provide the Sayaad and Shivarra girls, and you… just bring some wine and meat.
Or whatever monks eat
Well. That might be a little awkward, don’t you think.
Sorry, all I heard was that you want to die in a hate crime against demons and warlocks. 
And I don’t date void creatures.
You’re in luck then, I’m a corpse. I think “It’s Complicated” is the popular offhand remark on that sort of matters.
Skip me!
Now now, whats your problem with the void?
Whats happened with the whole Nightwarrior stuff and darkness of the moon?
Come little monk, let me whisper some shadowy words in your pointy ear…
Then again, I really want to hear your oppinion about the whole Void-thing, and its an ideal topic for date