Date the poster above you<3 #2

Am I spooky enough for you?
*gulp*
*Confused screeching*
You can give me a beer, not the beard.
You can give me the make-up, but keep that beard.

If you could even call it that, my dear.
Will you forsake the savages of the Horde and convert to the true Faith?
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I prefer the " savages " of the horde and that " faith " didn't save your tree, did it?
Shouldn’t you be chewing bamboo or something...?
Pretty sure I have something similar to bamboo, it’ll probably be just as tasty.

/// I’m surprised this thread hasn’t been locked down yet for being overly sexual.
Well then, NO.
Well we agree on Fashion, sister. I am willing to give it a try!
An unclever response based purely on the appearance that equates to saying yes to dating the poster above.
23/10/2018 13:17Posted by Hlaren
An unclever response based purely on the appearance that equates to saying yes to dating the poster above.


An innuendo that would clearly show what kind of intercourse should happen between Hlaren and Veshj.
a respectful decline
23/10/2018 13:24Posted by Veshj
23/10/2018 13:17Posted by Hlaren
An unclever response based purely on the appearance that equates to saying yes to dating the poster above.


An innuendo that would clearly show what kind of intercourse should happen between Hlaren and Veshj.


A complaint that threads of these varieties have become so formulaic they feel scripted.

Also a very unsubtle innuendo building off the quoted poster showing tentative approval.


a respectful decline


An expression of dismay at someone else posting before the poster themselves could finish their post!
I'm sorry Roggy, I'd still date the heck out of you.
An unnecessarily detailed description alluding to the hinted use of beads, via the use of the worst innuendos, in an assumed activity that skipped the step of dating 5 steps ago.

And a 23% likelihood of bamboo being part of the description.
....Ugh, this is gonna be one of those love-hate ones, isn't it?
Oh what do we have heeere;)

You will both love and hate me!
A witty response about hating your need to go, but loving seeing you walking away.
23/10/2018 13:24Posted by Veshj
23/10/2018 13:17Posted by Hlaren
An unclever response based purely on the appearance that equates to saying yes to dating the poster above.


An innuendo that would clearly show what kind of intercourse should happen between Hlaren and Veshj.


A response of acceptance to your previous statement, adding more into the innuendo.