Date the poster above you<3 #2

Sorry I ain’t dating furries

We can go for a pint, but that’ll be it.

Not in to humans, sorry

If i was interested in goats i’d be hitting up Goldshire farms.

Leave the poor Goldshirean goats and rams alone! :worried:
They just break your heart anyway… :unamused:

I can remove your heart, you filthy being

So can i.

With precise surgery.

sharpens knives

So its a date?

I mean… you are undead…

Sorry, but you didn’t offer a heart to eat, so no. Both of you

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It’ll be a no from here, the dead best stay in their graves.

Once I agree with a hoo-mon
The dead should stay dead
Back at home we seal the tombs doors shut (after loot… err… taking care of the treasures) to keep them inside
So… do you want to visit my ship girly?

The dead should stay dead? I can show you how alive I can be. :wink:

Wanna’ be my corpse bride?

How about you play the corpse and I’ll play the bride?

We’ve been over this before Eddie, absolutely not. No pandas, no.

You are Titanforged, I am Titanforged.

Match made in Bastion?

I’d be too afraid i’d lose you since you’re so small.

No. Just, no.

No shirt, no service.

Come to me, darling.