Not into midgets. Next!
Sorry my dear, but you look like someone who bathes regularly in radiated fel.
Looking forward to having you for dinner. Sorry, having you over for dinner!
If you give me the limbs and the soul, you can have the rest
No date
But I could offer you a nice place in my Grove
As mulch, of course
Or if you are up to some experiment, involving a soulstone, your soul, my garden and some dark and forbidden magical arts and alchemical potions⌠we could work out something
Nope. So much nope. Pass! Not into beastiality.
I have yet to taste demon flesh
I would not recommend it
Mortal flesh seem to be less morbid and full of biological potential
Yeah, alright. Why not.
Iâll reject you hard there i aint into furries
Good thing I have a human form too.
U know what thats true dindt think of that one
Ah, human ripe for harvest. You make great abomination
See i always had a fascination with Necromancy.
Just donât tell the Paladins.
It will be our dirty little secret
One of the severalâŚ
Crossing Tusks with Fangs?
Might make for an interesting night, no?
Hm I always thought Orcs possess the strongest bones.
Iâll gladly trade them for a date and maybe a trip to eternity
I can show where the strongest bone is. Given I take it as well.
Show me your bone and Iâll show you my stick.
Rule of dating#27
NEVER date a cannibal
Especially if it can shapeshift to a bear or some other beast