Date the poster above you<3 #2

Not into midgets. Next!

Sorry my dear, but you look like someone who bathes regularly in radiated fel.

Looking forward to having you for dinner. Sorry, having you over for dinner!

If you give me the limbs and the soul, you can have the rest

No date
But I could offer you a nice place in my Grove
As mulch, of course
Or if you are up to some experiment, involving a soulstone, your soul, my garden and some dark and forbidden magical arts and alchemical potions… we could work out something

Nope. So much nope. Pass! Not into beastiality.

I have yet to taste demon flesh

I would not recommend it

Mortal flesh seem to be less morbid and full of biological potential

Yeah, alright. Why not.

I’ll reject you hard there i aint into furries

Good thing I have a human form too.

U know what thats true dindt think of that one

Ah, human ripe for harvest. You make great abomination

See i always had a fascination with Necromancy.

Just don’t tell the Paladins.

It will be our dirty little secret :wink:
One of the several… :smirk:

Crossing Tusks with Fangs?
Might make for an interesting night, no?

Hm I always thought Orcs possess the strongest bones.

I’ll gladly trade them for a date and maybe a trip to eternity

I can show where the strongest bone is. Given I take it as well.

Show me your bone and I’ll show you my stick.

Rule of dating#27
NEVER date a cannibal
Especially if it can shapeshift to a bear or some other beast