Intuition tells me we wouldn’t get along very well. 
Come here pretty girl
While the Crocodile Dundee cosplay is on point
You’re a corpse
What are you even doing here
I did not read any signs that said.
“Livings only”
Apologies I do not think we will match. :<
Also, all that light is making my nonexistent eyes hurt
Urgh- fine, I guess you are my little PogChamp… C’mere
Loads the shotgun in religious intent
That shotgun looks heavy… Can I hold it for you?
Let me be a good boy and behave wel(f)l for ya.
:nocks_arrow:
You’ll make a nice rug.
Look, I’m not kidding, I did actually escape the hold of a pirate ship and they are coming to get me!
… oh, right, arrow. Uh… we could… go hunting together in the wilderness? That’d be romantic.
Who’s the good boy? Who’s the good boy? Yes you are! Yes you are! C’mon boy! C’mon! Give me a paw! The good boy wants an ear scratch? Or belly rub?
It’s no from me.
It has been, and always wil be, a terrible burden to see a fellow elf suffer a fate such as yours.
Risen into forced servitude of the imperialistic Horde, how cruel can fate be?
Let me put you out of your misery before I continue to work on freeing your kin in Suramar and Quel’thalas from the mass mindcontrol which guided them into the Horde.
Deluded or simply naive
I can not date either of these things.
But if you do happen to die (totally not by me) at the very least I can get to work to fix these flaws as I guide you to a new enlightenment
Gauche though he is, I will take that Night Elf off from your hands if you don’t want him. With a proper attire and some instruction, he might just make for adequately pleasant company for dinner.
Not even a bone?
That’s it, I’m going with the Nightborne.
I’ll have you know I have a very adequate set for either Highborne or Nightborne parties.
It’s abit druidic inspired though.
https://www.wowhead.com/transmog-set=2210/garb-of-the-astral-warden-normal-lookalike
I like your fashion choices kaldorei but I will have to pass.
Mages? Bah…You aren’t the mage I am looking for. Go cast somewhere else.
And how about you and your stench stay away from everybody else eh?