Date the poster above you<3 #2

Intuition tells me we wouldn’t get along very well. :frowning:

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Come here pretty girl

While the Crocodile Dundee cosplay is on point

You’re a corpse

What are you even doing here

I did not read any signs that said.

“Livings only”

Apologies I do not think we will match. :<

Also, all that light is making my nonexistent eyes hurt

Urgh- fine, I guess you are my little PogChamp… C’mere

Loads the shotgun in religious intent

That shotgun looks heavy… Can I hold it for you?

Let me be a good boy and behave wel(f)l for ya.

:nocks_arrow:

You’ll make a nice rug.

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Look, I’m not kidding, I did actually escape the hold of a pirate ship and they are coming to get me!

… oh, right, arrow. Uh… we could… go hunting together in the wilderness? That’d be romantic.

Who’s the good boy? Who’s the good boy? Yes you are! Yes you are! C’mon boy! C’mon! Give me a paw! The good boy wants an ear scratch? Or belly rub?

It’s no from me.

It has been, and always wil be, a terrible burden to see a fellow elf suffer a fate such as yours.

Risen into forced servitude of the imperialistic Horde, how cruel can fate be?

Let me put you out of your misery before I continue to work on freeing your kin in Suramar and Quel’thalas from the mass mindcontrol which guided them into the Horde.

Deluded or simply naive

I can not date either of these things.
But if you do happen to die (totally not by me) at the very least I can get to work to fix these flaws as I guide you to a new enlightenment

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Gauche though he is, I will take that Night Elf off from your hands if you don’t want him. With a proper attire and some instruction, he might just make for adequately pleasant company for dinner.

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Not even a bone?

That’s it, I’m going with the Nightborne.

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I’ll have you know I have a very adequate set for either Highborne or Nightborne parties.

It’s abit druidic inspired though.

https://www.wowhead.com/transmog-set=2210/garb-of-the-astral-warden-normal-lookalike

I like your fashion choices kaldorei but I will have to pass.

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Mages? Bah…You aren’t the mage I am looking for. Go cast somewhere else.

And how about you and your stench stay away from everybody else eh?

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