Date the poster above you<3 #2

Careful you're not the next one being set on fire.
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The whole fire thing is getting old already.

Also, aye, why not, I ain't going back to the horde, so might as well
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Use the fire tae stop 'im from growin' a limb back!
Let’s burn the defector together!
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Did someone say something?

*looks over the filthy goblin and the honourable dwarf*
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Worth a shot.
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It will be intriguing to find out if our sister-race is as primitive and wild as they say.
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Madame, may I invite you for a glass of wine while we discuss our religions or other things? Perhaps to stop this -dreadful- war?
Marginally more acceptable then any other race, still dozens of times worse then a blood elven male.
*Flexes biceps the size of blood elven men*

*Shirt explodes with such physical force that nearby blood elven men are sent flying away and crashing into walls*

Gaze upon my superior form.

https://i.redd.it/2ejwvyws9xyz.png
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Big muscles don't mean anything, when you start running almost as quickly as I, then we shall talk!
I would love to race you sometime.
Room for one more?
We dwarves are natural sprinters!
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You'd better run cause I'm chasing you down with Frost Wyrm
Alright listen, I've these herbs that will help with your issues. I mean, you seems very LIVELY, this will help you calm down and find you a decent date.
"An elf! Not the... good type of elf, but at this point I'll take it. Yep, let's go get a drink and talk about whatever it is you druids like to talk about."
No sentient twigs.
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You look like an orc who spent way too much time in the mud.
I like it
You know, beneath this armor I have plenty o’cushion for the pushin’. What you got under yours?