Maybe If I were drunk
Really drunk
And on the sea for a month now…
And really, really drunk
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A gnome with fur…? Hard pass.
Hey beauty, is that a tenctacle in your pocket or you just happy to seeeOHMYGOSH ITSATENTACLE!!!
Nonononononono…
Time for a crusade against the enemies of The Light™
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Now now my dear space goat, don’t be hasty!
You have tentacles, I have tentacles, we are practically the same!
Give us a chance!
Give in to temptation, a little bite from the forbidden fruit, a little sin… nothing dangerous
I will protect you
I’ve seen enough where this goes to
You seem to be dating an awful lot of people in here, and I’m not about sharing.
To many creatures of sin here.
You all need the Light’s justice.
And you need a really bad boy, a hot fiery foxy to show you around in Sin City, goaty! Rawr!
I feel sickened. 
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I can help with that then
Shakes his head
And you call us undead vile.
Koroth makes undecisive confused metallic noises
All these… low lives, fighting eachother for something as trite as a “date”.
Disgusting.
Nice lipstick. Let me taste it.
And now I need take a dozen showers to wash off the filth that is this comment.
We are the same height, we be perfect, destined to be together!
The naked molerats of Azeroth learned to speak?
Great, another planet ruined 
Gnomes might not be to your taste, sister, but they are staunch allies of both the Grand Alliance and the Light.
Please do not insult the allies of the Light, your hatred and dislike should be directed at the orcish Horde and other enemies of the Light.
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Get out of my planet
Vile thing, you treat my allies so foul, who would want to date thou??! For the Light!
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