Date the poster above you<3 #2

I have but one rule, NO GNOMES.

… But maybe I’ll let you be the exception.

What, you can’t handle an intelligent partner? :wink:

He is too light headed

Oh please, you are not even alive!
GUARDS!!!

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I am alive.

Please do not send the guards after me.

Koroth shyly offers a flower

[takes the flower and disenchants it and proceeds to get a blue-quality reagent]

How kind of you good sir, though i can only offer discounts after the third date.

An undead warlock? I won’t date but I’m sure we can share some interesting information among each other.

Aims the energy-arrow, while two very angry Panthara growls, ready to attack

Lady, step away from that freak of nature, fel-tainted abomination… and put your hands up, and don’t even try to vanish, I’ll find you
Interrogating you about your… interest of Fel and such things counts as a date, I’m sure

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Tell me, what did you see beyond the Forbidding Sea on your way down to our planet.

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Thats classified information
Dinner at my place on the Vindicaar? And you could see yourself, what lies beyond the Sea…
You can’t tell anyone, of course, nor leave but…
…but If you are interested, we could talk about your future as the leader of my elite squad of Lightforged Worgen…

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Terms are agreeable, I’ll be there at eight.

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Don’t belive a word those nasty Eredar tell you! Blue, red, ivory… their collor matters not! They only want you to serve! “Its not a cult! Its not a cult!” lies! With silver tongue, dipped in honey, they whisper sweet lies to your ear, slowly turning your mind against you, against your Pack
Do you want power? Do you want freedom?
Come, take may paw, you can trust me!
I will show you the world… several worlds even!
But let’s start with nice date, I will provide the girls… Just name it! Sayaad or Shivarra, or, why not, if thats your stuff, an enslaved eredar, to make things interesting?

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I’ll just leave you to your ill advised cannibalistic demon bondage session.

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Let us go discuss some magics over glass of wine

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You look better and better.

But you lack the proper Army of the Light sharpshooter armor… like I wear.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll have to destroy a undead heretic.

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Destroying undead heretics and unholy mockeries of life are the ideal date in my eyes!
And your shade of blue is simply stunning!

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In Maldraxxus, we have one principle. Kill or be killed

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In Gilneas, we have one principle. “Get gabbin’ or get going”.

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You carry the symbol of the Kirin Tor. Fascinating. Shall we trade some information? Maybe some illegal scrolls will interest you?

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