Date the poster above you<3 #2

Levey-argent-dawn · August 3, 2021, 9:06pm

Couch. Coco. Headpats.

Veshj-argent-dawn · August 3, 2021, 9:45pm

Please… I need head pats.

Syanidi-argent-dawn · August 3, 2021, 9:58pm

I can head pat you

Shadeprowler-argent-dawn · August 4, 2021, 9:46am

I prefer to avoid the company of unholly unead abominations
Its not you, its me
And no. We can’t even be friends.

Zachariáh-argent-dawn · August 4, 2021, 1:11pm

It’s alright lad, i’ll take ya’ to the barbers and we’ll get that hairline sorted. I lost me’ own years ago, but the whole Worgen thing sorted that. We can then go get a brew after, but not till ya’ got that arrow on ya’ forehead fixed.

Alice-argent-dawn · August 4, 2021, 1:24pm

Do you brush and floss? I know that’s a forward question but dog’s breath isn’t ony my list of boyfriend material. If you do then I suppose one date wouldn’t hurt.

Wilburmina-argent-dawn · August 4, 2021, 2:06pm

How do I know you won’t go one, two, one, two, and through and through as the vorpal blade goes snicker-snack, and you leave me dead and with my head go galumphing back?

Seaxwulf-argent-dawn · August 4, 2021, 2:30pm

I will patiently listen to you talk about magic and offer encouraging noises when prompted to.

Murgrimm-argent-dawn · August 4, 2021, 2:42pm

HAH! O’lass - brin’ tha’ drins’ - I be brinin’ me portbl’ fieh’! So wha’ do yae sah?!?

Chattin’ an drinkin, souns’ GREAH’! Aye?!? Cackles in Iron

Heramis-kult-der-verdammten · August 4, 2021, 7:03pm

I am sorry, Mister Murgrimm, but I would not date you

Ameerah-argent-dawn · August 4, 2021, 7:11pm

I guess its fine (given im a High elf in RP).

Rebun-argent-dawn · August 4, 2021, 7:48pm

You’re a high elf, I’m a human.

It just works.

Cailen-argent-dawn · August 4, 2021, 7:58pm

You seem like a man’s man, who can appreciate good facial hair.

Shadeprowler-argent-dawn · August 4, 2021, 8:04pm

Luckly managed to avoid the “Windrunner disease” that makes you, a noble Elf, to fall in love or attracted to such an inferior creature like a… human
Sometimes the gods indeed are generous
So I will pass this… uh… opportunity of a date

Levey-argent-dawn · August 4, 2021, 8:53pm

My turn offs include feeling inferior. Scoot!

Zachariáh-argent-dawn · August 5, 2021, 6:52am

Oh ai’ like ya’ fancy glasses. Ya must be one of those prim and proper nobles who can write. Weird how many commoners could afford education nowadays, dunno what that’s all about, not like peasants are portrayed as lacking of education or anything- No… We could go to the library and ya’ could read me’ favourite story. The one about the stablehand? I dunno, just like the drawin’s… I’ll bring me FAMOUS sausage rolls, baked with me own grand-pa’s recipe.

Zymara-argent-dawn · August 5, 2021, 12:28pm

Heel!
Sit!
Beg!
Play dead!
Good boy! You earned a tummy rub and a tasty treat.

Xáyáh-argent-dawn · September 8, 2021, 12:41pm

Not into space goats, so pass!

Dagnon-argent-dawn · September 8, 2021, 2:52pm

Only if you allow me to perform a dissection after.

Science demands to know!

Kaér-argent-dawn · September 9, 2021, 8:21am

I’m not really into men who are shorter than me.