No, I don’t to do dogs. No, just go through Theater of Pain. No that one, the actual one.
Too cold to cuddle.
We can cuddle infront of a fel campfire.
Veshj, I never liked you
Being cold doesn’t matter when Charles is covered in fur in the first place.
Och, all this talk o’ cold and dead things is right proper upsettin’ it is. Where in blazes are the fiery lasses at? Who do I have to threaten to get a decent mug o’ brew an’ some company that ain’t better off cremated?!
Oh an’ that’s a hard no, pup. Mostly ‘cause ye seem far too comfortable chattin’ up a corpse. Get yer noggin’ looked at.
Now that is a man to my liking!
Has the right height, can stomach a brew and oh boy Vol’dun shine can be tough stuff, lets test it against Dark Iron brew!
And about fiery lasses, the place i came from is hot and dry, sure there isn’t much lava but it helped me build up some fire resistance…wanna put it to the test?
What…even are you?
A humanoid fox?
Evolution must have a good sense of humor.
I apologize, but I would rather dissect you for science than go to date
You’re kinda cute.
I hear you’re a hypermuscular San’layn looking for love. One of my arms is a Night Elf arm. We could work off of that.

I hate everything I’ve seen for several posts and will personally champion another Crusade to see it sponged and purged and, if need be, blasted from the surface of Azeroth.
Yes I have anger issues, future would-be suitors are now forewarned.
You were supposed to date me.

A deal then. Make a bronze dragon revert time and undo all of… that… and we’ll talk.
Maybe.
Over tea.
Anger is often harbored by those with strong emotions. Translate that to passion, and perhaps we could get along quite, quite well. I promise, I use my powers responsibly.
I’ll boil the water if you make the tea.
My only passion is war. Prove yourself upon Theater of Pain.
My only passion is the gift of life and you just killed all of my blooming flowers. I’m sure you mean well, but this is unforgivable. I must decline.
I cannot say my upbringing has taught me what may catch the eye of your people… The great difference in height might also prove problematic if anything must come to happen between us, ô woodland creature.
But the Void has always asked me to keep an open mind, and I am always one for a little experiment.
Please accept my gift of a desert shrub to celebrate this meeting, I believe its burnt and desiccated look may remind you of home.
Really uncalled for and unneeded attack on my Kaldorei ally, the Light shall punish you, or else my arrows will.
Is it a date when we play hunter and prey
?
Again with the fanatics?
Is There really any satisfaction in living a life of suppressing everything that does not align with your light?
No, I would not date you nor should anyone else.
What you need is a wider perspective. There is so much more in this world but the light
Indeed old man… indeed. Steps out of the void, pushing him aside and staring towards Kinelor
Wanna have a swim with me in the abyss?