This is the last time I used that Goblin dating site…
You’re a religious zealot? No way! So am I! We got SO much in common~
And yes. I do have a Dungeon.
Sometimes I worry about the Tall Folk.
Sorry, I have a strict “You have to be THIS tall to date with me!” policy
But we can have a nice breakfast or lunch or brunch, or all the three of them, I will cook!
*Brings a book with title on the cover: How to Cook Gnomes.
Then blew a little dust off the cover, showing the title to be: How to Cook for Gnomes
The suspicious Gnome blew more dust off the cover and the title then appeared to be How to Cook Forty Gnomes
The Dracthyr, however, blew off the last of the dust, revealing the book’s real (and finally undisputed) title to be How to Cook for Forty Gnomes *
Am I tall enough? <3
You’ve been dead for too long for consumption.
Pardon me, but I am quite certain the option of dating you as an individual may have exceeded its span of possibilities. Quite certain that there are others out there for you, miss.
Who’s a goodboy? Who’s a good boooy?
Yes, you are!!!
Careful, us gilnean’s have a mean bite way worse than a Felhound if cornered
Sadly i can only offer platonic friendship in a relationship, It’s not you, it’s really me.
Too cold to cuddle.
Eh… could be worse I guess
Come to me, through fire and war. I welcome you.
It is heartwaring to see the noble traditions and examples set by Queen Azshara not disappeared
It is a date then
I will teach you the pain and pleasure of but one entity
Follow me, if you dare, into a world of torment so sensual, you will be driven into madness!
This thread really do be staying alive huh…
Anyhow, sorry miss, it’s not me, it’s you.
A lost soul, hrm? If you can’t find yourself then perhaps…
You can find me.
Want some pancakes?
Yes please!!!
Sorry, blue is so Second War. Red is all the rage these days.
Red is for Huojin, too. Guess some snow lily tea for calmness and a bit of mana won’t harm?
You are courtly invited for tea and pleasant conversations.
Romance is off the table.