Your cooking is too… avant-garde for my taste.
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I’d actually date you IRL, 4th wall be damned.
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Hey, mon. Show me ya Shadowforge and I’ll show ya my Stranglethorn Vale.
I can tell just by your guild what you are into. But standards?!
Lets just fight over it! Whoever wins gets to be ontop!
…What are you doing out of your quarters, slave… Go slurp the Mannoroth juice, sleep it off, and get onto the battlefield first thing in the morning.
Disgusting creature…
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No wonder we hid from your lot beneath the mists. Next time you launch an invasion, please, smash the Heart of Fear instead of the Peak of Serenity, and we might find better understanding.
Your race is ancient and full of mysterious knowledge and tradition.
I would not mind courtly invite you to my abode for some jasmine tea and long discussions of philosophy and deeper mysteries of existence.
If ancient peoples of mystery and knowledge are of interest, I believe we may have something to talk about. Given your proclivities, perhaps it would be best if you and I met during one of our famous masquerades?
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Exploring the secrets of the past with you intrigues me so much more than the Silithids. Be my empress? I bet my god will not mind…
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I could be your new god!
I will be a fair, but stern overlord
Vulpes vult!
No gods, no masters, no date.
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I like the way your thinking.
Lets not go on a date.
Lets just burn the world of faith!
You had me at “burn the world.”
What’s wrong with your face?!!
Whats wrong with yours ???
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A better question woud be…
WHERE IS YOUR FACE?!
Atleast i aint afraid to show me face, coward!
As for dating, buy me a beer first
Dwarves love their ale 
Dragons love their hoard 
So give me gold first and we could date 
…wait… 
I think I became gigolo 
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