Date the poster above you<3 #2

You are dead to me.

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I love you too dear.

Too unsophisticated, and let us not even start with the faction loyalties.

And what are you dressed as, besides a Dissapointment?

You don’t get to have a date with the future Loa of Irritation and annoyance any day. I am truly blessed.

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I’d be honered to accompany a member of the Gnomish master race on a romantic evening.

Tendrils are but a weak form of delight… But i could offer tentacles from the old gods themselves, if that sounds more… to your taste?

Old Gods…

Well, age -is- just a number…

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Indeed, my tasty figurine. Age does not play any role.

slams the door open
I’m sorry, I came here to pick up my Earl Black tea collection order. Is this the place?

Dogs need to stay outside.

Can I paint yer skin purple and pretend you’re a Void Elf?

Is coal dwarf!

You took dorf jobs.

Dat good! Dat also bad!

…Womp not sure which way he go, so want to buy one other a mug of grog and call us okie-dokie?

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He’s cute, I want to keep him.

I’m sure we could bond over profane magics and sneering at the filthy mundanes.

Things are about to get really interesting.

I hear taurens are good fighters.

Lets have a few brawls then drink til we drop!

Any room for tentacles? * peers at the orc and tauren*

You prove my point when I say you’re just a hooved space squid

No shoes, no shirt, no terms of engagement. I can throw down a couple of rounds.