You are dead to me.
I love you too dear.
Too unsophisticated, and let us not even start with the faction loyalties.
And what are you dressed as, besides a Dissapointment?
You don’t get to have a date with the future Loa of Irritation and annoyance any day. I am truly blessed.
I’d be honered to accompany a member of the Gnomish master race on a romantic evening.
Tendrils are but a weak form of delight… But i could offer tentacles from the old gods themselves, if that sounds more… to your taste?
Old Gods…
Well, age -is- just a number…
Indeed, my tasty figurine. Age does not play any role.
slams the door open
I’m sorry, I came here to pick up my Earl Black tea collection order. Is this the place?
Dogs need to stay outside.
Can I paint yer skin purple and pretend you’re a Void Elf?
Is coal dwarf!
You took dorf jobs.
Dat good! Dat also bad!
…Womp not sure which way he go, so want to buy one other a mug of grog and call us okie-dokie?
He’s cute, I want to keep him.
I’m sure we could bond over profane magics and sneering at the filthy mundanes.
Things are about to get really interesting.
I hear taurens are good fighters.
Lets have a few brawls then drink til we drop!
Any room for tentacles? * peers at the orc and tauren*
You prove my point when I say you’re just a hooved space squid
No shoes, no shirt, no terms of engagement. I can throw down a couple of rounds.