Date the poster above you<3 #2

Ye'll have to get through me shield, that is if ya don't crack ya skull on it.
Steel? Doesn't compare against saronite. I get easily through you
Saronite isn't some invincible armor type, it will break.

I don't date, I am married to the Ebon Blade. (The Highlord is my waifu).
Maybe, you, I, and the Highlord can have a little bit of... get together, hm?

Being undead doesn't mean we have to be unsexy.
And you going to do that with what? With your collar bone? Yea...No
I suggest that our date will be bloody. Very bloody. Impressively bloody. And I’d request that it’s not boiling blood, just a bunch of cold blood of yours.
Preferably with you lacking a head.
*wiggles eyebrows suggestively*

You're only allowed to be in human form, though.
C'mere elfie. I'm a good lover, I promise!
"Icky! I'm gonna need a drink...a' fifteen.

You're payin'."
Yarr, I don't care about she looks, as long as she be ready and her blowhole be wet!
As long as you keep your pirating activities off the shore...maybe.
I suppose I could have a talk with you, you’re wearing that neat Alliance uniform, I suppose.
That’s probably where it’ll end though. Gnomes, dwarves and other short races aren’t my type.
Big muscles mean EVERYTHING.
I always wanted a pet goat. And a Space one only sounds even better!
You look like you can hold up a good conversation.

But... Due to size differences it ends there.

O-or does it?
I heard some horrible dwarf jokes about longhaired gnome females.
Well, I've heard terrible female draenei jokes about gnomes with vibration functionality.
Sorry Maarod, but you have a.... name made for yourself.

And the fact you're pretty arrogant. Really a turn off.
And you’re racist! Get off your high horse, lady!
I suppose there's more than one way to know our new allies better, care for some wine? I pressed them myself.