Tell me, purely for the sake of fiction, ARE your muscles as hard as the trees?
Yes they are. Through the use of magical, mental and psychical excersice my muscles have grown as strong as the trees, as swift as the wind, and as controlled as the nightsaber.
And you know what else is hard as the trees? *wiggles eyebrows*
I’m a best seller just waiting to happen, blueberry!
I'm afraid it could never work. It's not me, it's you. You and yours defile the natural world after all, slaughter the animals and poison the earth.
I bet you are fun at a party.
Now now, my keg-sized companion, one does not need to destroy nature to have fun.
I'd like to hunt you down
Time to enjoy knighthood together!
Well this is awkward, especially if we're brothers of the order....
I could share some amoozing jokes with you over a nice fresh glass of milk.
I will make burger out of you for that pun...
Still threatening to chase people with frost wyrms? You must be terrible at parties, that's why I'll pass, plus, I don't want to cut myself on all that edge of yours!
My bark is worse than my bite, perhaps we can share a beverage and see where it goes?
Cool! Could you show me how you transform into things? Always wanted to see that
Whats the joke those female draenei make about gnomes?
Don't date people under 26, just dont -.-
The silent type, huh? It's alright, I can do the talking!
And I'd love to listen to that sweet, extoic voice of yours. Prehaps over a nice dinner?
Sure, whilst we're at it, you can perhaps leave my mother's home alone in Ashenvale. No need to burn that down too, right?
Her home, her garden, the moonwell - and you better believe I will find a way to set that enchanted water on fire. They'll be calling me the Ashbringer once I'm done.
So how does an ale at nine o'clock sound?
I'm not the violent type, so I will just Blood Eagle you and roast some marshmallows while doing it.