Date the poster above you<3 #2

Let us have a candlelit dinner while we discuss the true ailments blighting the state of the world.
The Light is a beautiful thing. I wish I could still feel it, as you do now.
Let's make love this time around, no abuse needed.
Wouldn't catch me touching any of that light stuff.

I'm down with the Orc lady, I could show you my dark side.
Slowly backs away.
You would settle for a less crazy draenei?
I would rather purge you from this world.
Nobody should consider dating you. We could all do better.
Sounds like we've got a fellow with standards here, guys!

All right, cowboy. Let's see that how high this highmountain of yours really is...
They say Stonetalon is a tall mountain.
I aint comin' down
We gonna rumble in the jungle mon'

"Cos' Jungle is massive!"

*wiggles glow sticks
This thread made me gag.
Got axe, better cut undeads head off to cease its agony and the suffering of everyone of the living!
Dating an orc completely revolts me! Dating a male orc revolts me even more! Begone!
If it ain't an elf, leave it on the shelf.

15/10/2018 04:59Posted by Slumbers
This thread made me gag.


Don't deep throat so far then.
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Let's pretend: I'll be Garithos and you stay an elf and you REALLY don't want to fight in the war.

I'm down.
Yer the light in me darkness
Yer the good in me soul
Let me tell you with utmost bluntness
Ye'd make one handsome ghoul!


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Your pelt will make a fine decoration.
I'm sorry. Orcs aren't for me.
And krokul aren't for me.

We can talk about the wilds though, and how best to use it to beat the Hordies to death.